Battle Ring (Explicit Lyrics - Rated R)

[AlterReign]

NMS (not minor safe)

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1. We can not talk negative to one another outside of poetic form.

2. There will be battles going on all the time, so in order to keep things straight, put the name of the sparring partner in the title box.

3. This is nothing more than a way for the soldiers of Teck to practice, and perfect their skills.

4. If you have a problem with harrassment, let someone outside the battle zone know. (I.e. a Moderator)

5. You must be over 18 to participate in battles, if you're caught lying about your age, than we will make sure that necessary actions are taken out against you.

6. Respect all Administators and Mod's. If they say something, than make sure you follow it.

7. Never take battles outside the battle ring.

8. Always thank your partner at the end of the match. Just so you both can keep things calm between one another.

9. Stay away from racial slurs.

10. When you step into the ring, anything goes except for the rules that have been previously mentioned.

[chunky]

traffic traffic lookin for my chapstick
feelin kinda car sick
there's a ford mavric
:boxing:

[LOKI2]

Hey, yo, this here’s the story from the streets of Malibu.
Mansions, movie stars, and cars,
It looks beautiful, it do.
But things go on here, I’d never wish on you.
But that’s how it is when you live in Malibu.
Like, life’s a beach and then you die.
I could tell you stories, make your caterer cry.
I’m the baddest homie, soon y’all gonna know me
Just because I’m from Malibu don’t mean I’m phony.

Chorus:
Livin’ in the ‘Bu, tryin’ hard to survive
It’s a struggle sometimes just to stay alive, yo.
Livin’ in the ‘Bu, tryin’ hard to make it
It’s a struggle sometimes when people think you’re fakin’.
Maitre’d be sweating me, what you lookin’ at, punk?
That caviar you slanging got some stanky a*s funk.
Oh you wanna step? I’ll call my dad, he’ll call his lawyer.
I’ll catch you on TV squirtin’ tears to Diane Sawyer.

Chorus:
Livin’ in the ‘Bu, tryin’ hard to survive
It’s a struggle sometimes just to stay alive, yo.
Livin’ in the ‘Bu, tryin’ hard to make it
It’s a struggle sometimes when people think you’re fakin’.
Margaritas, senoritas, and sunsets, too.
Damn! Life is kinda hard when you roll on 22’s.
It’s gettin’ so bad, I can’t take it no more.
The only thing to lean on is my boogie board.

Spoken (over chorus):
My boogie board, you know what I’m sayin’
That’s the only thing that helps me out.
When I’m ridin’ waves, you know what I’m sayin’
Sometimes it protects me from scraping my stomach on the sand.

'Don't be hatin'

[FiRe_OpTiKz©]

too tired to spend the time to write decent..

i see this cats full of nothing but recycled shit from the solor system , aint equiped with wires but solor panels/
ima prolific vandel, whom you cant handle so when this storm brews through your time through like blowing light off a candle/ (pooof)
i break you down subtract your exsistance as i transform to dismantle/
add up your loses on the table, divid your winnings in half do the math/
only half of your kills could considerd a blood bath, i reighn rath, get violent and leave you body in four halves/
atificial Intellegence is being drained by half, fire optikz here to ass a win to the record like winning the first draft , i backdraft , cause lapes through artiries, like fires to house with faulty wirering in the past/
so hows this retired *rat with a cape*(mighty mouse) thinkin to steep to r.e.a.l shreading notes inhalf at the same ime the pig sqeals/
it's that r.e.a.l, comitose on the first drawl to roll over dead bodys like steering wheels/

pre written but not towards anyone this board..keyed..

[M34ever]

mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow, and everywhere that mary went the lamb was sure to go.

[AlterReign]

Just some shit to hold yall over til tonight.

I got a beast in my mind waiting to get involved/
My flow is all threatening/
Yall style is straight paralized in life ( Never evolved)/

Wondering in the dark with bullet proof vest on with guns/
Yall a non stop paranoid diarhea patient, always on the fucking run/
holding your stomach, laying face down on a rug/
seeing your blood on your hand from the tips of my slugs/
You running with what/
not a gang or shit/
You step up to your death/
Don't think that you can escape from it/

Yeah your boy is a straight soldier on this shit/
I'm impatient, So i'll try to gut yo ass real quick/
You better believe that your boy is mad sick/
Think about your life before you start, better yet you should quit/


It's on.....

[FiRe_OpTiKz©]

nice.. at the end repeditiveness is usual.. but held up pretty good..

[Crash Of 47]

Ya what imma goto mickydees
get a burger with some cheese
add a slice of beef
cause im high off this reef

You aint good enough to be on the bottom of my shoe
thats right i called u a piece of doo doo you little poo poo
that was cool when the portapotty got ran over by the H2
Cant fuck with Phat Matt (thats me) or the teck crew
I also like that MR2 that is the color BLUE

WORD !

[Timmah!]

I'm sittin here with a peach Snapple, tryin' to spit,
But the words ain't coming, so I'ma just sit.
And wait until a Big Bang goes off in my head,
But only cobwebs form instead.

I'm lookin at my wallpaper, it's an H22 hatch,
Custom topaz metallic, straight out da batch,
Now I'm sneezin, coz ragweed pollen makes me trip,
My balance is like a clutch, and I'm startin' to slip.

So before you mic check anyone else, remember this rap
I can't even form a subject, but I'm still on the map
And while y'all spit your lyrical fury like a vocabulary sled,
I'm damn tired and I'm goin' back to bed.

(after song mumbling): Dat's right......Teck....Peach Snapple.....Kleenex....2004!...oh

[l3it3r]

Dat's right......Teck....Peach Snapple.....Kleenex....2004!...oh

:laugh: :clown2: that's classic.

[driveway]

mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow, and everywhere that mary went the lamb was sure to go.

LOL

[Piece of shit]

HSR Driect here to give
your shortie my effect
from the neglect of your speck
I pound with real MPH going full throttle
on that opp with my nos hp
talk to me I'll hand you the
phone. so you can hear me
buckle your shortie
and put the helmet on for safty
cause when i'm done shes gonna
need attention not to mention
HSR Dierct is back to kill your ryms
you wak ass jack trying to lay
daown the smak wile i gots your
shortie spreading on her back

[The Godfather]

Blaze of glory baby…alright…everybody..

Mark my words while I spot my herb,
I never got nothing, that I didn’t deserve,
Althought I like to open close can of worms,
I didn’t play with the fire, and I didn’t get burned.


lol I'm stopping here :D

"Let it loose come on, the blaze of glory, hyper street racing!"

[Piece of shit]

Blaze of glory baby…alright…everybody..

Mark my words while I spot my herb,
I never got nothing, that I didn’t deserve,
Althought I like to open close can of worms,
I didn’t play with the fire, and I didn’t get burned.


lol I'm stopping here :D

"Let it loose come on, the blaze of glory, hyper street racing!"


LOL Synsey!

[ProMSL]

Lol!!!!!!!!!!

[The Godfather]

hey Bear you home now? You busy? I'm off work for the day...maybe I can stop by now?

[FiRe_OpTiKz©]

wrong forumm.. try p.ming him..

[The Godfather]

lol brain fart. Im tired. Im gonna go sleep now. I got woken up at 6:30 am. lol it's ok it was good but still..

[ProMSL]

i woke up at 2 am....right in the middle of a threesome with the olsens!

[chunky]

dolla dolla bill ya'll

[driveway]

fire, I found the TA stix. I thought I sent it out but I missed it somehow, sorry and its on the way.

[FiRe_OpTiKz©]

aight coo beans

[FiRe_OpTiKz©]

anyone up to drop another verse ?..

[AlterReign]

whoa whoa whoa,
I go away for an hour or so, and yall turn my thread into a damn coffee house.
Oh hell no!


Flames or fagets, which one do ya'll claim/
I spit a real bar, you dare spit that weak shit up in my game/
Conversating bout when you gonna come over and shit/
With yall mouth's open wide playing with each others dicks/
Yall style is coming off as straight doo-doo/
Ya'll suppose to be some real damn soldiers/
But your PINK is starting to bleed through/

What the hell/
Coming on here rocking Chanel/
Faget ass posters being post whores because they fucking think it sells/
But still we prevail/
You steped up, and then yall fagets failed/
Now take yo loss bitch, duck yo head, and tuck ya tail/
we grade A steak, ya'll shit is coming off as stale/

we might as damn well, put yall faces in it/
after we use yall punks, we'll brush yall off like some fucking dryer lint/
Claiming gangsta with no tint/
playing games without a hint/
yall still lacking with yall skillz/
shit, we run 100%/

what the fuck was yall thinking bent over without a notion/
with yall pants down advertising for some Teck Army d-e-e-p stroking/
can't talk from a load, cause yall fagets still choking/

fake ass, hoping for a free pussy pass/
coming up short in the 5 inch below midget class/
Now your really making me laugh/
yall still wondering at the top, but yall don't even see the half/
I put a red laser on you and blast/
And blow your ass up like Butterfly Effect while you still dying in your past/

Fucking posers!


Now come on here with some real shit from now on. I didn't say that this was just something for yall to come on and conversate with. This is for you to pick a fight with someone else lyrically. None of that dumb shit. Come correct!

[AlterReign]

About that ^ up there, remember that its all fun, don't take that seriously. Come with your best rhymes, and you should talk with that kind of attitude. Remember What's said in here, stays in here We don't want any hard feelings with this thread, everybody should have a good time. With that said.........

Let the battles begin............again

[AlterReign]

This is fucked up the way the world is/
You drive a nice car, and a cop hates cause its not his/
Rolls up on you calling you sir and shit/
Touches the end of your car, praying that you don't shoot his ass and split/
These fagets make me sick, potraying a proper image/
You ride pass these bullshit pigs and they fucking get offended/
You try to slow down and come up off the fucking the line/
Cop trying to fill his quota, so he'll come speeding up on you from behind/
After the fact that he was playing spank his monkey with his crack/
holding onto his pistol with a shirt that says major pig up on his back/
Saying that your suspect and that his motive is true/
smiles in your face and hopes you flinch so that he can fucking hit you/
This shit is beyond all tricks a cop can fucking play with/
I mad as fuck right now, I got a demon face, and best believe that if fits/
Heres the real meaning of piece of shits, I hope they see this/
Thats how they see you on first glance so they can shoot without a conscious/
Claiming they serve, please, not the common public/
They serve the fact that they think their superior and give you an ultimatum to die quick/
These fucking hicks, fuck with me and I'll give you real conflict/
But i'll do it in cyberworld, so for starts/
Yall can suck dick/

Fucking Pigz!

[SDice]

Yo yo I’m the BL. AK. EM. CC./
This is/
what this/
guy means/
to me/

He aint lyrically inclined/
He’s jus frontin/

Tryin to be like Big Pun/
But he aint number one/

He’s just some broke ass, joke ass, crackhead, whore…I’ll keep going this bitch wants some more

No whip, no gun, no fun/
I’ll pull this shit out/
Make you/
scream an run/

HAHA I made this guy wet his fuckin pants/
When he saw me coming I made him do a fucking dance/

This shit ain’t no battle/
It’s a disgrace/
I’ll murder you bitches all over the place/

[SDice]

dolla dolla bill ya'll
cream get the money :thumbs:

[Piece of shit]

Battles on!

Superchargen my G
hood scoopen carbon fiber terriorizor!
410 at the crank gonna spank
all fools that mess w/ hsr
gonna hand Asses to the BMW
owners in Glasses
or champaine that I drained from My
main vein and they gonna drink it
Cause it's better than the stink when they realize
they been Spanked by the creator
lord of the Rice HSR Sema Car
trophy winnen heads a spinnen
bring it you fools are late to late
I'm the head of state and I'll prove it
on film Coming soon! It's called Hyper
Type B and It's all me cry for your momie now
it's over you lose your girl is a cow
so it's time to bow down and start sucken so you
can taste your girl I've been fucken. Revenge is mine its
over Bye Bye

[Notor1usHoez]

listen up kid your still a minor and so are your rhymes/ time after time/ i laughed at your lines/ how about i wake you up with a lyrical spear through your chest/ rip it wide open and rip your young heart from your breast/ who gon' test me/ u thought u had the best of me/ u so blind to your soul less words/ i shit better verses than you just spit to the world/go back to the drawing board/as i make ya girls toes curl/my verse as sharp as a sword/ urs as sharp as a pearl

[cpmd]

(indirect challenge to all)


Chillin back shootin crack
Listen to yall talk smack
I know its all talk
None can take the walk
With me to the other side
where you just gotta ride
No idea where to go
Just sit back and let it flow
Let it go

You ain’t got nothing on me
East coast till the day I die
Why yall players try
You gonna end up hurt
go ahead rep the skirt

don’t try to hit back
I’ll drop you from the light post
Smoking crack like white toast
You pansy ass fagots
Don’t come unless you got the game
I’ll put you in the frame
Of mind when I pull the nine
Off my waste
Into your face
And shot you cause you ain’t nothing to me
Stand up bitch and let me see
What your all about


-Chris

[SDice]

I smoke like a dragon/
Pee in the sea/
You bitches dont know me/
but/
please believe/
I'll smoke you fools/
so easily/

I'll burn you/
till you're/
fried and dead/
with no head/

You're done/
it's over/
There's no more/
I burried you east coast bitches again...little whores

[Notor1usHoez]

I smoke like a dragon/
Pee in the sea/
You bitches dont know me/
but/
please believe/
I'll smoke you fools/
so easily/

I'll burn you/
till you're/
fried and dead/
with no head/

You're done/
it's over/
There's no more/
I burried you east coast bitches again...little whores

you just "burried" yourself....

[FiRe_OpTiKz©]

thats whats even a verse..lol

[SDice]

you just "burried" yourself....
Who is this clown?/
Tries to talk back/
but gets smacked the fuck down/

This guy wants to battle me/
I'll destroy this homo bastard with his own "lyrical spear"/
Fucking queer/

He's lost in the illusions of his own mind/
There's no time for this guy anyway/
This guys going straight to hell/
After I kill him sometime ToDaY!...bitch :thefinger

[Piece of shit]

Whoo Wait a minunte
what was that
trying to dethrone hsr
with a weak ass attack
bring it on bring
your guns
these pea shooters
ain't hurten anyone?

[SDice]

Hey/
no fun/
this guys tryin to hit an run/
like a big gun/
but he aint one/

just trying to be like me/
but cant/
because you see/

I'm still the big B/
reppin sd/
yo

[AlterReign]

Oh shit, its getteing hot in here, what's going to happen next? Who knows yall aint seen shit yet. :club:

That's what i'm talking about fella's.

[Piece of shit]

Shit I had it down
spent all day scribblen
I was in the flow
like shak when he's
snivlen i mean driblen
I was just about to
put the last smak down
then my computer
crahsed like the twins
coming down
fuck all the effort lost
I can never replace
whats the use
my rymes are dead now
ma they rest in peace....

[AlterReign]

You babeling on like someone really cares/
I'm about to break yo ass like overweight bitches in lawn chairs/
Talking bout your computer crashing like we really gone believe that/
Fat joe aint goin be the only one dogding shit tryin to lean back/
Bullets a flying with you and your whole crew constantly dying/
Stop acting like you hard as hell bitch stop your fuckng lying/
We all know that you be crying late at night hugging up on your wife/
Threatening to kill yourself with the dull back part of the knife/
:club:
Yeah you fucking clue-less/
but I'ma tell you what the truth is/
I beat the hell out of your girl thats why shes walking around toothless/
Yeah, i'm ruthless, mean as ever or better/
Yo trick said that she wouldn't bite, so what did I do? Shit I let her/
Hell yeah I fed her, as good as I could, with my wood/
She done got hold of some real dick, some real shit from the hood/

Telling me you never hitting with that weak game that you pitching
Suppose to be shooting flames but somehow we always seem to mis em/
I got the perfect name for your movie, H.oe S.ucks R.eigns dick for attention/
Even yo girl was spittin as she sucked dick with a mission/
Ease yo tension/
OR We really goin watch yo punk ass end up on T.V fucking missing/

Better yet/
fuck you and that bullshit car that you rep/
Ima fuck up your words/
by letting my dick put a hole in yo neck/

Fuck a Type B, this is Type R/
Bust yo chick wide open, Then I'll bust yo ass for your car/
I told yall muthafuckers that I was going to take it this far/
Shoot you in the stomach and beat yo moms down with a crowbar/
I can garuntee you that you boy is the best of the demented/
I'll put you on the street sucking cocks and best believe when you finish/
Ima Take yo whole earnings, and make sure you see me grinin/
Oh no, right here you really goin get offended/
Its a shame how quick yo girl got depressed when you were in it/
But she really screamed her head off with the tip of my 9 inches/
She worked the hell out of my shit like her neck had fucking switches/
The moral of my lesson is come correct while you're in this/
Tell yo girl im the man because daddy eats all his Spinach/

But I'm partly to blame, because honestly when we started/
I told her you was gone with this flow/
So Now sadly you've departed/




BIIITTTCCCCHHHH

[JIMCJ1301]

Fayettenam Repin.... ^^^ i like that.

[AlterReign]

Jim they don't really want it, they just act like they do. I got plenty more. Carolina is the baddest.

[FiRe_OpTiKz©]

except for my lil space in VA

[AlterReign]

VA Is cool too

[Piece of shit]

All this talk about Killen
cutten spitten is getten me trippen
you guys battle like your tough
all g'd out and stuff You just
like that rapper snow all vanilla iced
out eating webers with the crust
cut out that your mama made you with
a big ol glass of milk with a nie nie kiss
so sweet dreams little babies cause
it's time to grow lets battle for Dough I got
5 on it who's with me time for reality
go eat your crispies!

[Syko]

Wherever sdrICE is from isn't cool, cause that shit was lame. Sorry, I don't freestlye so I won't come back to that stupid shit.

[JIMCJ1301]

Bear, That was nice. Gotta love the webers with the crust ... lol :thumbs:

[AlterReign]

All this talk about Killen
cutten spitten is getten me trippen
you guys battle like your tough
all g'd out and stuff You just
like that rapper snow all vanilla iced
out eating webers with the crust
cut out that your mama made you with
a big ol glass of milk with a nie nie kiss
so sweet dreams little babies cause
it's time to grow lets battle for Dough I got
5 on it who's with me time for reality
go eat your crispies!


What the shit is this/
Coming up like you queen bitch/
You got five fingers trick, so keep them things off of my dick/
Piece of Shit/
We can see that you can get mad really quick/
Vanilla ICe was straight pussy, so how long did you lick/
You on that betting street tip, claiming you gangsta but not/
The "H" in your name isn't for hot, it's off your future meaning "sHot"/
dead as ever, look at you, eyes red as ever/
You thought you had a shot with me/
Like oh my god, I mean, "Never"/
You damn right it's a show down/
I hope you know now/
I just got a cramp in my leg as I was busting on your HOE now/

TRIIICCCCKKKK

[JIMCJ1301]

I notice the strong language in some of these battles. Does anyone think we should have a "Strong Language Advisory" in the subject bar. Kinda like the "NWS" ? I was just thinking, If someone was looking at the battle and small kids that can read are around...

[Piece of shit]

What the shit is this/
Coming up like you queen bitch/
You got five fingers trick, so keep them things off of my dick/
Piece of Shit/
We can see that you can get mad really quick/
Vanilla ICe was straight pussy, so how long did you lick/
You on that betting street tip, claiming you gangsta but not/
The "H" in your name isn't for hot, it's off your future meaning "sHot"/
dead as ever, look at you, eyes red as ever/
You thought you had a shot with me/
Like oh my god, I mean, "Never"/
You damn right it's a show down/
I hope you know now/
I just got a cramp in my leg as I was busting on your HOE now/

TRIIICCCCKKKK

Man all this hate all up in this place
defensive on the come back
I'm going in the ring
here's my towel
watch me knock this
fool whats his name lameteck
pain n the neck
all rollen hard in his wreck
what the higgidi heck
i'll come in with one hand tied
behind my back. here's a pass for your
wheelchaired flabby ass red neck
wearing last years clothes that
you bought from target
you got to do better than that

[Piece of shit]

I notice the strong language in some of these battles. Does anyone think we should have a "Strong Language Advisory" in the subject bar. Kinda like the "NWS" ? I was just thinking, If someone was looking at the battle and small kids that can read are around...

Yea we should tone it down a little. Battle is cool when you refrain from profanity... Keeps it clean and funny.

But this is battle and really it's just for fun. Anybody who takes it seriously should not be here.

[AlterReign]

No profanity, awww man, is there a way that we can lock minors out from seeing it?

[Vader13]

Vader heres
I see fear in your eyes
Better run to momma
boom pow surpise

ooooooowwwwwwww

[AlterReign]

Vader heres
I see fear in your eyes
Better run to momma
boom pow surpise

ooooooowwwwwwww


Sounds like something from Batman. :lol:

[JIMCJ1301]

No, there is no way to lock out minors. Maybe if they were registered and put in the real birthday, but that's to much unnecessary work. I think a simple warning on the subject bar would let younger people be aware of the strong language.

[AlterReign]

Yeah, cause until then, I can't be free with the lyrics. I put the profanity in for a joking manner, it's not meant to be serious.

[Vader13]

NMS Not Minor Safe, good point Jim.....

Evil Teck
Lurking in the mirror
turn off that light
and I appear
Cold wind
blows through the air
Teck is lurking
So be prepaird
To die tonight
By my lyrical swarm
my shits legit
and not the norm..

[AlterReign]

Oh shit, we got Vader in on the battles now :club:

[JIMCJ1301]

Oh im not meaning for it to be taken seriously. Im just saying we have to watch out what we put up here. Just as If someone seen the PORN thread. It has a warning to be aware. I cant change it anymore. Ask a mod/admin to edit it. But feel free to continue with your battle. I just thought i would bring it to the surface.

[Vader13]

As long as it good ol fashioned dissing it's cool.

[AlterReign]

Yeah, but now that you did it kind of put a damper in on my fun. I should've been a lil bit more respectful to the youngins of the crowd. Well so be it, until we can get that on there, than I guess i'm on break :).

[SDice]

Wherever sdrICE is from isn't cool, cause that shit was lame. Sorry, I don't freestlye so I won't come back to that stupid shit.
I hope you aren't serious. Obviously I'm just messing around. But if you cant take the heat get the fuck out of the kitchen. This is a Rated R thread. I figured people here were mature enough for my rhymes but I guess not.

Anyway/
Im a say what I wanna say/

this bitch ass dike ho/
his web name is syko/
He talks shit about me/
while I'm gone yo/

Working the floor/
My nine hour day/
Trying to make pay/
Just to get away/

But I'll tell ya/
Of course he's fo show/
My lyrics are damn dirty tho/

But I still hope that bitch ass will get outtie yo/

Gift wrapped and ready given to SYK HOO... [packin]

Oh and I'm from ca, nev, va, and fl if you really wanna know :gives:

[AlterReign]

Ok. So we have the sign Added on for the Battle Ring, cool.

Let the Battles begin!

[Vader13]

Sdrice laying the smack down to Syco..Syco come back with rhymes, not comments..biotcchh

[SDice]

This battle aint over/
Im a keep going till it all blows over/
Till no man is standing/
Like king of the hill/

Class of rap 101/
Please/
be still/

Im a start this thing off with a bang/
When my nuts hang/
Nobody move/

Even to this groove/
Because if you do/
you will soon lose/
and fall to the poison/
of these/
toxic tunes/
Till your screaming "I'm confused"/

Lost in the translation/
of my/
physcological abuse/
you douche/

[AlterReign]

I'm getting hungry lil one, somebody better get on him before I do. :evil:

[SDice]

I hope your not talking about me/
Lil Reign Tech/
You better get your damn eyes checked/
because I'm coming after you/
It wont be a hit an run/
I'll walk up/
bust a cap/
and say, "told ya, I had a gun/
shouldve run"/

But it aint no fun/
Bc this bitch cant have none/
Still thinkin hes the One/
From the Matrix/
I split his ass qwick/

Shit witness protection/
Will do nothing/
When I spit it/
So please forget it/

Get on your knees or get smoked/
Cause This/
aint no joke/


Nothing can hold me back
till im finished wit it/
there better be something when I come back/
yall come get it

[Piece of shit]

Pffftttaaa
Bust a who in a what
you go girl get your nut
or better yet
just bend over
and take it in the
you know what you slut
out on bail going
back in cause you miss
the big boys in block 10
Ha ha dawg I'm just playen
ohh not aghh just kidden

Lol HSR

[AlterReign]

Sdrice, do you really want to die son? You better think twice before you mess with one of the original TECK BATTLE MC's home boy.

[Syko]

I said I don't rhyme, so there was no point in posting that, I'm a 100% white boy. That stuff was decent, and to say the other stuff was good just isn't going to happen.

[AlterReign]

I said I don't rhyme, so there was no point in posting that, I'm a 100% white boy. That stuff was decent, and to say the other stuff was good just isn't going to happen.


Nuff said!

[M34ever]

humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.

[Vader13]

sdrice is laying the smack down,, props....he is a killer

[AlterReign]

That's it, I told you not to fuck with me.:evil:

I got two pistols stuck dead at you grill/[packin]
You got a criminals style, how many lyrics you goin steal/

I can bust em all night with out a moment of fear/
Think that you could hear me cumming if I put my dick in yo ear/:wackit:

Na I don't think so, your rhymes are dated and slow/
Hes the new rainbow colored NIke yall, "Just do it HOMO"/:gay:

Bitches to bags, you the new evolved version of fag/
but that bullshit you hitting aint even hot, the shit is making us mad/:mad:

You got the name of queer, thats how sad yo life is/
I'm not saying we all suck, but shit, Sdrice did/:usuck:
Calling me out, shit I came, now wipe your fucking mouth kid/:bj:
You goin be sporting that north shit,/
while your face is going south bitch/:slap:

Straight to the ground/
I murder yo lil ricedout ass with no sound/
Now see if you cant find yo teeth in the Teckademics lost & Found/:dunno:

Bitch :firedevil

[Vader13]

ooooowwwwwwww....pnage

[JIMCJ1301]

Haha, nice... I like the smiley incorporation. lol

[AlterReign]

That aint shit, wait til my boy fire_Optikz gets in here. It's about to get nasty. I set him up for the sacrifice, I aint done with him yet. That was just a lil spanking for right now, but when night falls, so will he.

:evil:

[Notor1usHoez]

mix reign and fire and all u get is steam/full of hot air they couldnt even tag-team/sorry to ruin your hopes and dreams/im bout to leave u like a dope fiend/beggin for my change/ how about i arrange/for a lesson in verse dispersment/ give this poor crowd some reimbursment/ they came to see a fight/ and got a 1st round knock out

and i wont be able to respond to your wack response rhymes till tomorrow so dont hold ur breath

[AlterReign]

oh shit, now you want it. Don't worry I got enough to go around. Were going to save the main events for later on tonight. How about that? Can we say " Nonthreatening", good job. :clap:

[Vader13]

ooowwwwww

[AlterReign]

Let the battles begin for 08/27/04!

[AlterReign]

mix reign and fire and all u get is steam/full of hot air they couldnt even tag-team/sorry to ruin your hopes and dreams/im bout to leave u like a dope fiend/beggin for my change/ how about i arrange/for a lesson in verse dispersment/ give this poor crowd some reimbursment/ they came to see a fight/ and got a 1st round knock out

and i wont be able to respond to your wack response rhymes till tomorrow so dont hold ur breath

Holding my breath, yeah you hard as hell with that line/
Notor1ushoes putting dumb shit about some damn steam in his rhyme/
Fire and Reign bitch I think you mean smoke/
Your whole birth was a prank, "Not taken seriously, but as a joke"/
I got a dictionary too, talking bout some damn dispersment/
I probably went down in the next match but u went down with the first hit/
Look at this dude, stepping on my feet which is rude/
Yeah you notor1us for something, that's hoeing in some dick for some food/
Calling me a fiend, Oh man that's so frightening/
but you sucked my dick for some crack, and I smacked yo ass for Bi-ting/
I got a perfect home for you, it's 6 feet down which is proper/
Its right along with Tupac and yo idol, Big Poppa/
You got a lil talent and that much can be said/
But it's goin be hard to think wit a hole in yo head/

Faget! :evil:

[AlterReign]

well I thought the battles were going to begin, shit I guess not. Oh well, i'll be here if anyone wants to battle. :lol: how despread is that?

[AlterReign]

im mean desperate, damn don't drink and type, fatal accidents occur

[Piece of shit]

Lets try this. I'll put somthing down then the next person copies and puts down. One line at a time. Here we go.

Hangen on the Teck Forum...

[AlterReign]

but to go mad out of boredom

[FiRe_OpTiKz©]

The only *smack down* i see is when sdrice *belly floops in the water*/
i kill and i slaughter, this sucker emcee aint hungry, so he dont place order/
Everybody's hopes were up, expecting the dopest stuff/
It's a damn shame that I have to cover for the both of us/
u fell off the face of the earth, then ur ass appeared/
Now I'mma kill every tree-hugger for saving the atmosphere/
Even if you had personals on me, it wouldn't worry me dude/
You had a lot of dirt on reign, yet he ended up burying you/
u fuckin bore me.. half asleep at the pc i could smash ya flows/
ya punches? like lookin up to me an suckin – only 'glancing blows'/
u shud have walked from this,now you bleed from ya wrists, eating my fists/
if i slaughtered u an all your riders the site would cease to exist!/

[AlterReign]

thats my dog

[Piece of shit]

Tag team in effect!

[SDice]

Syko, Fire, Reign you whores/
I guess Ill have to/
bitch you some more/

you silly faggots/

dicks are for chicks/
you wanna grab it/

but you cant hang with this/

my piss stings more/
than your weak ass dis/

I'll dismiss/

quicker than any/
damn strong and full of Heni/

Please dont condone/
just leave it alone/
Else youll be sent home/
in a bag full of bones

[Vader13]

oooowww SDrice laying it DOWN :club: :woo: :eek2:

[AlterReign]

we all see that Vader was the kid that instigated the fights at his school. :)

Well that shit is working, who wants it, me or you fire?

I guess it's me, well here we go again.

[SDice]

Lets see how long it takes you this time. Any of that 1 hour bullshit and your :snip: :snip: :snip: cut

[Piece of shit]

Ohhhhhhhhhaaaahahahahah

[JIMCJ1301]

Can i be little white rabbit... or somethin like that. LOL

[SDice]

Can i be little white rabbit... or somethin like that. LOL
you can be turtle, rabbit's taken lol

[JIMCJ1301]

SWEET!!! Im turtle... YO YO YO!!!! Check 1,2,3 is this thing on....? I have no snare in my headphones........

[SDice]

Lol

[AlterReign]

Else I'll be sent home in a bag full of bones? What the fuck does that mean? Are they my bones, or are they someone elses? Get a clue muthaphucka.

Im the BI. GE. ST. Dick/
Ima take you whole style, and decipher your lyrics cause u a bitch/
You aint, got no, fucking, chance/
You's a faget ass sucka for even attempting on even steppin in my class/

Take yo. Wack ass. Lyrics on back/
Like the five fingers say, mothafuck on you. Smack/
Cutting yo slack/
Dont dare try to look back/
Or ima melt yo ass like that jizz thats up in yo crack/
faget ass talking bout us like you the shit/
How you goin claim to be the man bitch wit no dick/

You still. a faget. and always. will be/
don't dare try to spit hard, bitch don't even look at me/
I got a group of deaths I call them 1,2, and 3/
with a 4th at yo door, adding yo body to the floor/
I can get so mad on this shit as most of us really know it/
Don't claim that you got biggest pussy bitch/
muthaphucka just show it/

[AlterReign]

Lets see how long it takes you this time. Any of that 1 hour bullshit and your :snip: :snip: :snip: cut

bitch please, at least my rhymes make sense. The only shit your rhymes make is a fucking headache. Get a clue. This is my thread bitch, respect my gangsta.

[FiRe_OpTiKz©]

you have the rhyme style of a third grader..

there no sense in even battling you ...

your first few bars didnt even rhyme, you have no punches, no metaphors , and no similies

[SDice]

"muthaphucka”
What you say?/
Come my way/

one more time/
Lemme hear that/

weak ass rhyme/
Took you 30 mins/
for those weak ass lines/

lemme hear it/
Ill just set on them and smear it/
I am the best/
Don’t even try to contest or mess/

Leave you left out with a fucked up chest/
With one breast/
Like a trick ass whore/

Hear reign screaming, “Please fuck me some more!!”/

[FiRe_OpTiKz©]

^ my point...

[AlterReign]

ok, you have been pwned maybe 5 different times by me, i'm tired of fucking you. The shit is over, you lossed against me dude. Suck someone else's dick.

Bitch

Lol

[SDice]

Owned again...nuh said bitches

[Piece of shit]

U guys are evil lol

[FiRe_OpTiKz©]

...after-this-free...my diseased lyrics will damage-ya-free's...
after im done crackin-ya-spleen, your machine in the hospital will only have one beep like answer-machines/...
...fuck lettin' the tech-spray, i wreck-lames by there neck-frames...
these clips will leave you 'falling-off' like Muska at the X-games!/
look what your dads sperm-made! my verses cripple-word-play...
*Fire_optikz'll* put 2 shells on ya chest like the little-mermaid!/
i'll make your asophogus-crack with one pop-of-the-gat...
doggy-your-wack, i'll crush your whole city like im walkin-on-maps!/
you must be insane to wanna spar-me, you should be playin with your barbies...
cuz lately your scripts have been blowin harder than Hurricane Charlie!/
Fuck you now, And Fuck you Later! it dont take much to bust-a-hater...
all i need is a minute from father time to put you deep in mother-nature/

[SDice]

YOu have GoT TO BE joking...it took you 30 mins to make up that shit ^^^ above
it took me 7 to make up that
it might not rhyme to you because you probably have a different beat in your head douche

[FiRe_OpTiKz©]

listing to a damn balarina in a music box dont count as a beat dooode..

[AlterReign]

nah, your shit just dosent rhyme you fucking std

[AlterReign]

Ok ok, the battle is done, its getting to hot in here. We all had fun, anything after this is off the record.

[SDice]

Like the five fingers say, mothafuck on you./
/
Are you even talking to me right now, after typing that!?

[SDice]

Ok ok, the battle is done, its getting to hot in here. We all had fun, anything after this is off the record.
I never took anything personally except when you two, or three (if that bitch sy k hoo even counts) went after me without rhyming...so fuck you. your off the record bitch

[AlterReign]

whoa whoa whoa, now you've gone a lil bit to far.

[AlterReign]

Your garbage, I mean theres no other way to say it. No one told you that you had to keep going on with this I wish I had a big dick complex. The fact is that if you can't handle the heat, you don't need to come in here anymore.

[Vader13]

oooowwwwwcchhhhhh.....

[SDice]

:eek2:

I'm getting hungry lil one, somebody better get on him before I do. :evil:


Sdrice, do you really want to die son? You better think twice before you mess with one of the original TECK BATTLE MC's home boy.

SPEAKING OF BIG DICK COMPLEX...you just fucked yourself

[AlterReign]

no, don't think so. Like I said, I won my title already passed down from the boss himself. If he feels your worthy then he'll give you the name. Without it, your just another poser. Live out your name, and I think you need to watch what you say to me in here, really.

[SDice]

Your garbage, I mean theres no other way to say it. No one told you that you had to keep going on with this I wish I had a big dick complex. The fact is that if you can't handle the heat, you don't need to come in here anymore.
Obviously he's feeling a little stupid right now

[Vader13]

Dude nice sig and avitar...lol

[FiRe_OpTiKz©]

what are YOU talking about.. what you getting mad about.. you cant rhyme , well you attempt to .. but its 1st grade material .. come up .. stop bitching.. or get teckersized

[SDice]

no, don't think so. Like I said, I won my title already passed down from the boss himself. If he feels your worthy then he'll give you the name. Without it, your just another poser. Live out your name, and I think you need to watch what you say to me in here, really.
WHAT THE FUCK DUDE. WHY DOES EVERYONE IN HERE ALWAYS HAVE TO TALK SHIT! WHY IS IT THAT I PERSONALLY HAVE TO KNOW SOMEONE TO POST IN THIS FORUM. IM SICK OF PEOPLE TELLING ME TO WATCH MY DAMN MOUTH. FUCK YOU AND FUCK THE NEXT PERSON THAT SAYS THAT. END OF STORY

[Vader13]

Fire and Reign are the OG Teck Battle Masters.....

[AlterReign]

Vader your funny as hell.

Sdrice your still a bitch and always be in my book and I'm sure everyone will see that in here also. Get a life dude, this shit is done

Now whos feeling dumb "Trick".

[Vader13]

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE. WHY DOES EVERYONE IN HERE ALWAYS HAVE TO TALK SHIT! WHY IS IT THAT I PERSONALLY HAVE TO KNOW SOMEONE TO POST IN THIS FORUM. IM SICK OF PEOPLE TELLING ME TO WATCH MY DAMN MOUTH. FUCK YOU AND FUCK THE NEXT PERSON THAT SAYS THAT. END OF STORY


Dude he got you bitch, you are all mad and shit..he got you....lololololol

[FiRe_OpTiKz©]

from the god himself...

[Vader13]

Vader your funny as hell.

Sdrice your still a bitch and always be in my book and I'm sure everyone will see that in theres also. Get a life dude, this shit is done

Dude SDrice is my homey foo,, so respect it..he can slay some lyrics too..He holds it down with the big dawgs...

I put battle master in his sig and the avitar BTW...hehehee

[FiRe_OpTiKz©]

in the lil dog house.....right?

[FiRe_OpTiKz©]

j.k

[SDice]

Nah dude fuck you guys...all of you.
I'm done with this bullshit forum.
Youll get everything back in like a week or so

THis is not the hitler fucking jugen
im over it dude peace

[AlterReign]

yeah that's cool and all, but this dude is screaming out things that weren't even necessary, I never said that I was serious with him, he took it that way.

[AlterReign]

Nah dude fuck you guys...all of you.
I'm done with this bullshit forum.
Youll get everything back in like a week or so

THis is not the hitler fucking jugen
im over it dude peace

That's it, no coming back from that one.

[FiRe_OpTiKz©]

lmao .. he gettin mad ,, and another thing im not racist .. my father is black .. nice try..

the thread warns you of battles.. we ask for only the dopest rhymes... if you had it , no worries..

[AlterReign]

plus i'm mostly black, what is he talking about.

[Piece of shit]

Ok this has gone a little to far. we are here to clown and have fun. Any more of this and this thread is histo. Everybody make up now!

[AlterReign]

dog i tried, but he didn't want to.

[Vader13]

Nah dude fuck you guys...all of you.
I'm done with this bullshit forum.
Youll get everything back in like a week or so

THis is not the hitler fucking jugen
im over it dude peace


DUDE this is all clowning and shit, real battles are face to face and they say 100 times worse things than you guys were, then they shake hands after.

What's a Hitler Jugen?? A new Car?? lol...

[Vader13]

dog i tried, but he didn't want to.

Reign, you can be pretty crazy yo.. When you call people out it seems serious, put the crazyness in the battles, but chill on the call outs..

[AlterReign]

I thought that was your boy man, I thought you knew. Just goes on to prove my point. :)

Yeah I hear you. Ok, i'll leave the street out of it. I guess they can't hear how i'm saying it.

[Piece of shit]

dog i tried, but he didn't want to.

Well lets just calm down at least.-- lets just try to be supportive of other people and their art. say it in words in a battle with heart. If we shut people down who's going to join in..

[AlterReign]

Well lets just calm down at least.-- lets just try to be supportive of other people and their art. say it in words in a battle with heart. If we shut people down who's going to join in..

Man i'm laid back, chilling Hsr. Vader started it :lol:, and when I got him screaming ooooowwwww, that only hypes me up more. O.k, I apologize for the Thuggish comments. Forgive me Sdrice, didn't mean to make you upset.

[Piece of shit]

Group hug!

[Vader13]

sdrice is gone on a wild raging bender in his back yard, drinking alone, thinking about how much he hates the teck forum....

[AlterReign]

1. We can not talk negative to one another outside of poetic form.

2. There will be battles going on all the time, so in order to keep things straight, put the name of the sparring partner in the title box.

3. This is nothing more than a way for the soldiers of Teck to practice, and perfect their skills.

4. If you have a problem with harrassment, let someone outside the battle zone know. (I.e. a Moderator)

5. You must be over 18 to participate in battles, if you're caught lying about your age, than we will make sure that necessary actions are taken out against you.

6. Respect all Administators and Mod's. If they say something, than make sure you follow it.

7. Never take battles outside the battle ring.

8. Always thank your partner at the end of the match. Just so you both can keep things calm between one another.

9. Stay away from racial slurs.

10. When you step into the ring, anything goes except for the rules that have been previously mentioned.

[FiRe_OpTiKz©]

11. Watch out for fire_optikz, He's a beast

[Vader13]

nice, copy that and edit the first post.

[AlterReign]

give us mod status and we will

We can't change things after 5 mins Vader.

[FiRe_OpTiKz©]

yep yep

[AlterReign]

The battles were crazy last night, I hope everyone enjoyed the matches. Who's going to battle tonight,(we are also under new rules) it should be pretty interesting. Because of 8/27, we have changed up the format of the thread. Everyone take it easy until then.

[FiRe_OpTiKz©]

yeah .. i'll try to drop before i go skating..

[Vader13]

off da hizzle last nizzle my bizzles

[AlterReign]

Fo Shizzle!

[Vader13]

my nizzle.....Whats up kid, it's sat..go pick up some skeeetttt

[AlterReign]

my nizzle.....Whats up kid, it's sat..go pick up some skeeetttt


Skeettt? You mean jizz, that's nasty dude. :lol:

This room is about to be set on fire today, I don't write rhymes on paper before I get in here, I just type it when I get the chance. I've been dreaming of shit to say all night, It's about to blow up in this bitch.

.......The fuse is lit.

[Vader13]

skeet skeet skeet....lolololol.........go shoot some skeet..lololololol

[newfie2]

no need to fear
the kid is here
he'll pull up fast
make ya'll blow the skeet out your ass

you fools be trippin
thinkin your the best
you panzies be skippen
go die with the rest

ahah GHEY

[AlterReign]

Dear Newfie,

Hey newfie how you doing, just stoped by to drop you a line/
I wanted to tell you that last night me and your girl had a good time/
We stayed up all night, making love over and over/
Yo girl barked like a damn dog, so now all my boys call her Rover/
Oh it was great, just to let you know what she ate/
She had tossed salad with a side of Skeet on her plate/
This might be kind'a hard to relate/
I never been there before/
tell me, you kissed her, How did my jizz taste? Do you want more?/
Well it was fun, maybe later I'll write you another one/
Oh yeah, we only got 5 more months til we all get to see my son/
Opps I know, didn't mean to bust, you know the deal/
But hey I'm a real man, I had to see how it would feel/
Look at me, running late for work, shit,what the heck/
I'll holla later/

Sincerely yours,
From Your Boy,
ReignTech

[FiRe_OpTiKz©]

lmao .. what kinda story ... why no one diss me...ARE THEY SCARED...

[AlterReign]

Give it time homie, we might have to put the tag team down for a sec, and practice with each other. Looks like people are waiting for that. What do you think?

[FiRe_OpTiKz©]

drop four bars ?...`

[SDice]

Im gonna give you some closure
No loss of composure
I stand by every word I said
With no dread in the head

When I get jumped
I’m gonna fight
Not stand back
and let bitches bite, alright

Teckademics is something I cant fight
I would only hurt myself
But I can RISEABOVE the hate
Surprise the fate
and deny these bitches
the rise they make

I hate these teck bitches
And every hour rhyme they make

I will not hesistate
to beat the shit out of any fucked fireman
or bitch nc kid
that may try to hate

Anything more will be a disgrace
Before I bust this fat ass rhyme
all over you face

the rap Butch Cassidy
With no tragedy
I feel relieved of this place
And no time to hate

This illusion is like the 1930s
When Hitler took over
He brainwashed the entire audience
With no sound or frown
Stupid clown they should have popped his ass and went straight down

The hate in this place is like an adrenaline rush
With no gush of anger
The fire inside is so alive that it can’t die
Not even 24 hours later

When all you can do is run and tattle
You fucking faggot Ill beat your ass anytime you wanna battle

I will not every let things go
I only disguise them
Try to hide them
By that time it’s too late
Say goodbye, then

You better shut this rap thread down before I do
And your bitch ass fireman friend, too

[Vader13]

DAMMMMMMM sdricer laying the simzaaackkkk down!!!!!!!

[Ryan]

Holy crap... You guys need to seriously chill out...

[Vader13]

sdrice drank to many beers I think , someone bought him a 12ver,,I think I know who..

[SDice]

You picked the wrong fight man
With these murderous rhymes
Ill kill everynight man
I don’t understand
why everytime I write
This debate arrives man

“Who is this guy? Where’s he from”
Who cares you bitch, Ill still own your fucking mom

Oh how long this shit will go on
Till your dieing day I still will hold on

You only
sparked the fire
ignited the fuel
To
propel the anger
In front of
you

You cant inhale me
I’m just too strong
You cant exhaust me
I last too long

I can not hide the thoughts
I bring to you
I see them clearly
In the near future, soon

[FiRe_OpTiKz©]

he's gettin better...

[AlterReign]

Anger is the best tool for writing sometimes.