The X Files

[AlterReign]

This is a thread that i've started for the board in order to name all the weird shit that's happened to you in my life. You know TK, Telepathy, Poltrigeist, and of course close calls with death. I'll start.

Mine happened when I was a young child growing up in my old house. I was hitting a temperature of 107, you know close to death. I had a bad ear infection, and it made it very hard for me to speak at all. I remember waking up at about 2 in the morning, I was 11yrs old. I looked over to the other side of the room, and saw a figure, sort of shadowed out. I was scared out of my mind, tried to scream out for my mom, but I couldn't speak. I pulled the covers over my head, and tried to yell out as hard as I could. Unfortunantly it only came out as a whisper. My mother felt the heat coming from my room, and busted through the door, and threw me into the bath tub with ice cubes to bring down my temperature. I have no idea what or who the figure was. I told my mother about it, she said it was an angel to come and take me away. Now what kind of shit is that to say to an 11yr old!

[Boxer4PSI]

I have deja vu feelings all the time. Usually when I am sleeping I will have a really vivid dream...like I am actually there and its not a dream. Anywhere from 3 weeks to a few months later it happens, just like I dreamt it....or if I pick up on it getting ready to happen, I can change my reaction to it if I want to and it won't come out just like it did in the dream. And yea, this has allowed me to avoid some bad outcomes.

[JIMCJ1301]

deja vu? that mean's there's a glitch in the Matrix... :cool:

same thing happens to me.

[AlterReign]

damnit I meant to say " In your life".

[Boxer4PSI]

damnit I meant to say " In your life".
Well, we are in your life somewhat by us conversing with you threw these forums, so its all good.

[Vader13]

I did speed all night one time and saw a demon...for real,,thing had claws and shit....never did it again...

[AlterReign]

Whoa, that's crazy. One night I smoked some killer Bud. I was in my garage and it was pitch black. I was in my car by myself. I started seeing this little girl in the corner, crying. She tried to open my car door, than she ran out of the garage. I'm to scared to even move at this point. She came back in, and looked through the glass, smiled and ran through the wall.

That was the last time I ever smoked.

[JIMCJ1301]

hummm.... Where did you get that shit man...? I want some... lol jk

[AlterReign]

Kb, aint no joke home boy.. With that, Kids don't do drugs.

[Piece of shit]

-----------------True HSR Ghost Story--------------------------

One regular summer night I was laying on my couch about 9pm watching this ghost show. I was with my wife who was sitting across from me, and my cat that was up in the loft of my recently purchased Condo. When I moved in a neighbor informed me that 2 years ago a guy had committed suicide by jamming a shotgun in his chest and pulling the trigger in the upstairs room next door to me. I thought nothing of it. The unit was vacant and the room where he killed himself was not facing my unit. Back to the story.
I was watching this ghost show where these guys would go into cemeteries with visual and sound equipment and pick up noises and movement. They had all these pictures of ghost orbs and stuff but what was really scary was the sounds. First they picked up this little girl saying, “Where’s my headstone?” over and over again. The researches found out later that a little girl was buried on that spot but her headstone was removed. Then they went to this other spot and picked up ( for real ) “GET OUT!”. It came on like an eco got really loud and vanished. The researchers when they got this clip noticed a cold chill that ran through them. That’s when it happened. The couch I was sitting on and I’m 200 pounds lifted off the ground about 3 inches and dropped on the floor. I looked at my wife in amazement and she had a look of horror on her face. The room was cold and to top it off my Cat was up in the loft the size of a watermelon hissing and screeching. It was indeed freaky. The next day I found out that the unit next to me had been sold and they started remodeling that day and had been removing flooring in the house. They had ripped out the floor of the upper bedroom where the guy killed himself and had the boards placed outside my unit. Apparently there were stains? I had to tell the contractor what happened and he freaked out. They thought they were water stains. But on closer inspection they looked like blood. The new owners knew about it and just told the contractor they were water stains and to replace the floor. The contractor left the job and the boards. I put the boards in the courtyard of the sold unit and went on my way. The next day they were gone and a new crew was there. I think the ghost of the guy was pissed about being remodeled and the noises of the TV Ghosts triggerd something. Having his blood stained boards out side my window didn’t help either. Poor bastard.
Anyway I sold the unit and bought a house. I was sure to find out that nobody had died in it LOL.

[Syko]

KB? Pfft.

[Piece of shit]

KB? Pfft.

Syko seeing yourself in the mirror don't count!

[Syko]

Haha... bitch.

[lite]

when i was around 7. i went to the bathroom to take a piss and when i washed my hands i saw a ghost's reflection in the mirror.. after that, i never took a piss in that bathroom ever.

[Vader13]

We are from Santa BArbara Ca, Lots of Indians were killed here when they built the Missions.

When I was a kid the big blue ball used to bop around our house..

One time in another house, I was seeing this white ball, I was around 16, so I had this chick over and I told her about it...

The white ball poped up..scared her really bad..

My mom saw it to, but it appeared as a 5 foot tall black thing in the corner of her room. She said some Bhudda Chant and it bolted.

There is this house where this chick lived. I swear to god, she had a music box that would fill with water sometimes, usually at night when a guy was over. I saw it and so did a few of my friends..lol

One day we are all chilling in this same house and the door to the living room opened, we were all like WTF,, then Margret the girl said, close the door, the door closed, we were like no fucking way, then my friend Matt said, open the door, the door opend, then it went away..no one was in the house but us.

[SDice]

Damn, crazy shit. I can't think of anything right now, but I'm sure there's something...

[AlterReign]

Wow,
All this stuff is amazing. If you want to hear about some F'ed up times that I had then stay tuned. I have a cat now (to HSR), supposedly cats are suppose to keep unwanted spirits away from your house. That's why witches always had a black cat, to signify the shadow, and to also protect them when they slept. (To Syko) I wasn't totally honest about all that I did that night. That story about the Ghost who commited suicide is wierd, but you know that you can project your own images. I got many life expiriences that I can share, but I don't want to have you all afraid to go to sleep tonight.

[AlterReign]

Well you read this at your own risk.

I was about 17, I was all alone in my house waiting for my mom to come home from work at night. She would had been coming in from work at about 3 in the morning. It was about 9pm.

When I was younger I use to hear voices, maybe 10 or 12 people talking all once in my old house when I would be alone. I would see shadows running in and out of my house. I would be able to feel certain things that were projected from others thoughts. I would see things that the average person wouldnt see. Anyways I would hear these things in my head all night. At one point my mother thought I was going crazy, and so did I. They never did really hurt me, but they would try their best to scare me as much as possible. Walking down the hallway, and feeling something breathing on you from behind. Going to sleep and dreaming of demons taking me to hell. Demons taking over my mothers body, and having her try to kill me. These are all dreams by the way. But I never did lose my faith through it all. Even at a young age like that. Things that I would see I would never know of because I wasn't allowed to watch anything on t.v. of that nature. These things tormented me, they stayed in my mind nearly all day. I developed insomnia from it all. I would stay up maybe 2-4 days at a time, and still go to school. The crazy thing was that I never loss any energy. I would always try to sleep in class, because I always knew that I wouldn't be alone if something went wrong. It got to the point where day in and day out I would see these murders and people walking around in the afterlife.

Anyways I was 17 in my house like I said waiting on my mother to arrive from work, and nothing ever happened in this house, (it was farely new) so I thought it was safe. Well you know I had some females over earlier with a couple of my boyz, we were all just chilling, there was nothing sexual going on. (yeah right) I was living the life. Had the house all to my self, it was sweet. Anyways they left. I decided to take a walk around the neighborhood. There was this house that this woman was killed in, along with her two children in the area. Anyways as I was walking by myself I heard this girl talking on the phone as If I had the phone up to my ear. She was saying " Help me, he's coming into the house. He's going to kill me, please help me" I froze in my tracks and looked around thinking that someone was playing around, thinking that it was one of my friends playing a joke. My heart started beating real hard. I remember looking out in the distance at the end of the street. I saw a man walking towards me with his dog. He gave a friendly wave, and so I waved back. I smiled and kept walking trying to play off the fact that I was scared shitless. I kept walking and this time I called my boy that lived around the corner, I said " dude, you got to come outside dog, I don't know if I'm tripping or what, but I just heard this girl screaming out this house." Of course his response was " Yeah right, your bullshiting", I respond" Hell na, I'm dead serious". He said " Bull Shit, I got to hear this for myself". So being the dumbass I was with him following me, we decided to go into the house.

They had the no trespassing sign up in the window. The grass was grown up, and the blinds were lopt sided. But what did we do? We went in anyway. We had flash lights and everything. We break the door in, and made our way in the two story house. You could see where the blood was still dried up on the wallpaper, and where they left pieces of clothing. We walked around and looked in the kitchen where the murders happened. The kitchen was in pieces. You could see where the killer had shot the bullets through the house. He had a shot gun.

What happened was that the girl broke up with her boyfriend and he threatend to kill himself. She didn't believe him. He called her back and said that if she left him he would take her out also. She told her mother, her mom called his parents and told them what he said. The boy heard the conversation, and went out of the house with is fathers shotgun. That's when the parents called back and told the girls mother that he wasnt there. The father ran out of the house and so did the mother in their cars looking for their son.

We read this in the news article.

(Back to the house) This shit was like a scene from a damn movie, we were walking around, and my boy had his camera as if we were on a damn show or something. We walked in the bedroom where the girls were found, and as soon as we did we heard it......In somewhat of a whisper...."please.....please" We looked at each other and that was it. He ran back down stairs, I hopped the damn balcony from the 2nd level, and we bolted out the back where we came in. We ran for maybe about two minutes until we ran into that same guy with the dog. He asked what was wrong, we told him what happened. We tried to show him on the tape, but the damn thing somehow at that moment in time had static on it. Is that a coincidence, I think not. He said he would walk back with us to the house, my boy bitched up, and ran back home, so I told the guy that I would go back to the house if he would go with me. We started walking and when we got to the front of the house. His dog sat down on the ground and wouldn't move, he pulled and pulled, his dog just sat and whimpered. It was a rottie by the way. (Rottweiler) He said that he lived 3 houses down from the girls, and that his dog use to play with them. He told me the night that it happened he was at work. His dog was with his girlfriend at that time, She said that his dog kept scrathing at the window and the door trying to get out to go to the house before it happened. She let the dog out, and he ran straight to the house. She went running after him, and he wouldn't leave from their doorstep ( as if he was trying to protect it). She said that when the girls came outside he gathered in backwards between their legs and whinned when they tried to move him. They walked him back for her. They put him in the back yard on his chain. He pulled the chain off, and ran back to the girls, licking their faces and everything, (as if he knew it was the last time that he would see them). After that, they locked him in the house. He said that the dog cried and howled all night. The girlfriend locked him in, and she went to work. The dog was by himself, and as the murders were happening they said that the dog clawed a 2' hole in the sheetrock of the wall trying to get out of the house to the girls. The hole was in the direction of their house. He said that the dog had tried to put his head through the window, and cracked the glass.

He said when he came home that night, his dog was in the corner bleeding from his neck where he got cut by the drywall nails as he was trying to free himself. He had to get stitches.

(I told yall that this was going to be a long ass story).

The man told me that the majority of the people in the neighborhood had moved out after that. I told him that he should had also, but he said that he couldn't afford it. I told him what the girl said. He got real quiet and said, are you sure thats what you heard? I said yeah, she said he's coming for me, he's coming into the house. He sat down on a old stomp down the street from that house. He said that she had called the owners of the house that I lived in, and that's what they said that she said to the her boyfriend when he came into the house and shot her in the head with a sawed off shotgun. Get this....They weren't the only ones that died that night. The owner in the house that i lived in was the girls new boyfriends house, and he shot him in the chest in the hallway. You can see in my old house where they plastered up a new piece of sheetrock where the hole was. The guys brother was no other than the man that I was talking to. After that the boy who was the murderer, went back into the girls house where he killed her, (after he killed the mom and the sister) and sat down, put the gun on the floor, and put his chin on top of the barrel, and pulled the trigger.



This is a true story.

[l3it3r]

When I was about 9, I woke up at like 2 in the morning to take a piss, walked into my bathroom, turned on the light and looked in the mirror. When i looked at the mirror, I saw the shower behind me, and standing there over my head was a rotten Corpse with its mouth wide open, like it was screaming, but there was no noise.. I screamed and slammed the door. I got my mom and she opened the door, and there wasn't anything there. It still freaks me out to this day, I can't be in a dark bathroom.

[AlterReign]

I hear you on that shit. The only time I can rest at night is knowing that I either have one of my Shepherds in the room with me, or if my fiance is sleeping next to me. Things like that mess you up forever.

[MorningCruiser]

My sister can see ghosts, and I always get these bizzare feelings where I live, so I got her to come over one day, and got her to see if they were ghosts or whatever...

Well, she comes into my room, and sits down, and I close my eyes and open them and go "Okay, there's... an old man, with a miner's helmet on in the far corner" and she says "Yep, he's there" and I shuddered because I cannot see them, but I know what they look like, then say "And an old ugly ugly lady in a rocking chair in the opposite corner" and she goes "Yeah, she looks really scary" and that made me freak out, and then I pointed to the last corner and said "And there's something over there, big, huge and black" and she says "what are you talking about?" well... I'm a devout catholic, so a few days later, I have a priest come to exorcise my house right?

He comes into my room, and goes "Two ghosts, and a very powerful demon, in your bedroom? This isn't good, you're lucky you have a crucifix above your bed" Well, I tell you, I am no coward, but I sleep with my light on half the time still, I dunno why, but I do... It just, freaks me out. I still get funny feelings in this one bathroom... *shudder* the hair on my body is standing up just thinking about it...

[Vader13]

wow some creepy shit you guys have gotten into..
There are spirits all around, everywhere..
Most of them don't know we are here, like a different dimension.
When we intrude on them, and make our presence felt to them, that's when they appear and get pissed, mess stuff up and scare you. Just like we annoy them, they annoy us.

[AlterReign]

Yeah, the sad thing is once it happens to you ( when you get to see it for the first time) the ability never goes away.

[Vader13]

well you might need to stop taking hard drugs, that helps..lol

[AlterReign]

hell na man, this shit is fun as hell Lol

[Piece of shit]

My parents house was haunted. We would see orbs the size of basketballs floating around. My mom got rid of the ghost by scarring it away. She always would tell me if you saw them to clap really lound and yell at them to go to the light. We lived in the house for years and it wasn't untill recently that my dad told us he got a good price because sombody had commited sucide in our bathtub. Thanks dad!! I used to take long baths in there!

Vader tell the one about the grave yard in Hawaii!

[ProMSL]

Lol!!!!!!!!! Bababhahaha!!!!!!!

[SDice]

wow some creepy shit you guys have gotten into..
There are spirits all around, everywhere..
Most of them don't know we are here, like a different dimension.
When we intrude on them, and make our presence felt to them, that's when they appear and get pissed, mess stuff up and scare you. Just like we annoy them, they annoy us.
A dimension, the fourth dimension... I have had crazy conversations about that.

[driveway]

well you might need to stop taking hard drugs, that helps..lol
lol, how true.....


whats up with the hawaiian cemetary HSR speaks of?

[Vader13]

OK, This is really weird...
I liven in Maui in 94, I went there to heal my mind and get off all the bad So Cal crap I was into..
So anyway There is a very remote part of Maui, thats where I went.
These girls I knew had this shack..
I showed up and the girls worked in Lahina on da udda side of da rock.
So they would leave for weeks at a time..
I basically lived off rice, water and smokes. I kept seeing this dog come up to the shack. It never came close to touch. Like dances with wolves..
So anyway on this full moon I was outside tripping on how bright it was, and the dog came up..I walked twords him and he kept stepping, I follwed him and he took me through this path I had never gone on, I thought it was really strange because it was a new path I had never seen. I thought I knew the Island like an old local. Anyway it was winding and winding and took me twords the hills, It got really brushy and the canopy covered out the moon, I was about to go back, but I was really bored. So anyway It got so dark that I had to hit my lighter. I was smack dap in the middle of some really old graveyard. I was scared off my ass, the funny thing is I could not find away out, I thought I heard laffing and I started to freak, I looked around and saw the dog, then the fucking thing dissapeared.
I walked backwards almost about to fucking cry and hit this thing, I fucking jumped, it was a gate, locked, I jumped over the fence like a pole vaulter with no pole and jogged out a few steps, I was right on the street, I walked by theis place eveyday and never knew it was there.
I think the ghosts wanted me to recognize who pwned this place and to respect it.

[driveway]

holy shit dude, I woulda shit my pants, note to self: NEVER follow the stray dog into the woods.......Tank ever tries to lead me to a cemetary I'm kicking his ass.

[Vader13]

never follow a phantom dog. I never saw it again after that.
I was throwing cig butts all over the area. I think that made them mad.

[dave00]

Never follow a phantom dog.... Check

[empire]

shit, the exorcist: the beginning + these stories = no sleep for me this week :nervous:

[The Godfather]

Godamn....reading your shit got my heartrate going fast lol. Fuck, Andrea better not read this shit or she will never ever sleep again lol. (she's scurred easy :P)

[AnGeLeIgH]

I went against my better judgement and the advice of others the read the thread.

I don't feel like telling my story 'cause it just upsets me.....so I'll just read yours!


BTW I saw The Exorcist a couple hours ago....ehhh, I scare very easily, but the first one was better. I won't ruin anything for you :)

[The Godfather]

I went against my better judgement and the advice of others the read the thread.

I don't feel like telling my story 'cause it just upsets me.....so I'll just read yours!


BTW I saw The Exorcist a couple hours ago....ehhh, I scare very easily, but the first one was better. I won't ruin anything for you :)you know there's something in your closet....better keep it closed tonight! :devil2:

[Vader13]

Doc left his Blow Up doll in your closet!

[Piece of shit]

Kind of corny but try it when your scared.

When you get scared say out loud.

No Boogies!
No Boogies!
No Boogies!

I don't know why it works?

[The Godfather]

Doc left his Blow Up doll in your closet!LOL

[JIMCJ1301]

Doc left his Blow Up doll in your closet!LMAO!!!:rofl:

[Syko]

Kind of corny but try it when your scared.

When you get scared say out loud.

No Boogies!
No Boogies!
No Boogies!

I don't know why it works?


:crazy:

[AlterReign]

If you get really scared, go into the bathroom and scream out bloody mary I have your baby, Bloody Mary I have your Baby! Bloody Mary I have your.......wait...hold on.....No.....don't do that.

[AnGeLeIgH]

I'm glad Im not the only one who can't go into a dark bathroom though....I thought I was a freak :) And I wouldnt look in any mirror with the lights off unless someone was holding a gun to my heading forcing me too.


BTW Doc - stick it up your ass.

[Syko]

Post a story AnGeLeIgH.

The only "story" I have isn't even a good one. When I was younger I would wake up and feel like my room was 100X as big as it really was and I couldn't move or say anything. I would just sit there and wait for it to go back to normal. Was pretty scary since I was like 8-12 during the time it kept happening.

[Vader13]

I used to get something like that when I was a kid. you get frozen and cant move or talk..weird

[AlterReign]

Yeah, it's a shame how everyone of us will walk by a bathroom and be afraid to look in the mirror. All those damn movies about spirits trying to communicate through damn mirrors has messed with our fragile little minds. What really sucks is that there is such a thing as to some sort of chant or mantra you can say that will allow you to see a delayed action in the mirror. Meaning that if you turn your head first, your reflection will move 2 seconds later.

There are some people who can do drugs, and tap into another part of their brain. They'll either become super genious ( I.e. Philosophy. Math computations, and quoting things that they wouldn't normally know),they'll become very sensitive ( Psychic happenings, chanelling with other spirits), or they'll find out the names of a true demon. If you can say the name of a demon, that's when it appears in front of you. Socerers back in the day would say those names and would use the demons for their on will. If you werent ready for it when you called it, than if devoured you.

Now go to sleep on that shit. :lol:

[The Godfather]

I'm glad Im not the only one who can't go into a dark bathroom though....I thought I was a freak :) And I wouldnt look in any mirror with the lights off unless someone was holding a gun to my heading forcing me too.


BTW Doc - stick it up your ass.
Awww. I'm sorry baby :) lol I remember you'd tell me not to tell you scary stories and i'd do it anyway :D lol I'm an asshole.

[JIMCJ1301]

:evil: I guess i scare all the ghost and monsters away, cuz none of this happened to me before that i can remember.....:boxing: i will kick a monsters ass..lol

[MorningCruiser]

LMFAO at the blowup doll comment...

[MorningCruiser]

Oh and want to hear something even more scary?

Posessed Doll, in a glass box...

The priest who exorcised my place, he's the Diocesan Exorcist, and he does animals and houses and whatnot right? Well, he does objects too, many of which he has found that he cannot exorcise... One of these was a porcelin doll... So he has this damned non-dead non-alive porcelin doll inside of a glass box, which has crucifixes attached to the glass from the outside, and it's like, bulletproof glass, blessed and all this that and the other thing. He goes "This is my collection" and everything is under a cloak with a holy seal on it, and there's blessed salt surrounding all of these items right? Well, shit, I point at this big box lookin thing, and I go "What the heck is in there?" and he says "Shhh, don't talk about her, you'll wake her" Well damned if the fucking thing didn't start tapping on the box...

Honestly, that scared the shit out of me... But me being the curious bugger I am, I said "I want to see what's making that noise" so the priest lifts the cloak, and low and behold, it's a porcelin doll tapping on the wall of the box...

He has since sent the doll to some monastery where it can be exorcised by very very experienced monks, and hopefully destroyed.

Now try to sleep :P


That's likely the scariest thing I've ever seen in my entire life...

[Boxer4PSI]

Oh and want to hear something even more scary?

Posessed Doll, in a glass box...

The priest who exorcised my place, he's the Diocesan Exorcist, and he does animals and houses and whatnot right? Well, he does objects too, many of which he has found that he cannot exorcise... One of these was a porcelin doll... So he has this damned non-dead non-alive porcelin doll inside of a glass box, which has crucifixes attached to the glass from the outside, and it's like, bulletproof glass, blessed and all this that and the other thing. He goes "This is my collection" and everything is under a cloak with a holy seal on it, and there's blessed salt surrounding all of these items right? Well, shit, I point at this big box lookin thing, and I go "What the heck is in there?" and he says "Shhh, don't talk about her, you'll wake her" Well damned if the fucking thing didn't start tapping on the box...

Honestly, that scared the shit out of me... But me being the curious bugger I am, I said "I want to see what's making that noise" so the priest lifts the cloak, and low and behold, it's a porcelin doll tapping on the wall of the box...

He has since sent the doll to some monastery where it can be exorcised by very very experienced monks, and hopefully destroyed.

Now try to sleep :P


That's likely the scariest thing I've ever seen in my entire life...
Sounds like Chucky is on the loose again

[MorningCruiser]

Sounds like Chucky is on the loose again

He'd had it since 1992, so a little before chucky...

I thought he was joking when he told me 3 years ago that he had a posessed doll... A year later he proved it :eek6:

[AlterReign]

A very long time ago, I was at a frat party with my older brother. I got drunk, and there were mad females around to choose from. I was sort of the life of the party. Everyone was having a good time, and I myself was having an even better time with this chick that I met. We had a wild night in the bedroom. We were both drunk from liqour so we were feeling great. That was a crazy night for me, but this chick was so damn hot to me. She was like something from a damn Anime fantasy or something. We were going back and forth, the night was filled with passion.

Heres the scary part........

I woke up the next morning.....and I looked beside me and there was this 300lb fat chick sleeping on my arm. I screamed and freaked the hell out. Come to find out that I was a victim of the date rape drug.

I can't sleep right til this day.

:(

[MorningCruiser]

hahaha meeestar pimp fucked a 300lb fat chick, LMAO!

[Syko]

bahahaha

[Boxer4PSI]

A very long time ago, I was at a frat party with my older brother. I got drunk, and there were mad females around to choose from. I was sort of the life of the party. Everyone was having a good time, and I myself was having an even better time with this chick that I met. We had a wild night in the bedroom. We were both drunk from liqour so we were feeling great. That was a crazy night for me, but this chick was so damn hot to me. She was like something from a damn Anime fantasy or something. We were going back and forth, the night was filled with passion.

Heres the scary part........

I woke up the next morning.....and I looked beside me and there was this 300lb fat chick sleeping on my arm. I screamed and freaked the hell out. Come to find out that I was a victim of the date rape drug.

I can't sleep right til this day.

:(
Why would you admit something like that?

[AlterReign]

shhh.... This is suppose to be the X files, that means what's said here, stays here.
:)

[Boxer4PSI]

shhh.... This is suppose to be the X files, that means what's said here, stays here.
:)
Thats Vegas' rule. And this is the internet....what is written here can be seen anywhere by anyone.

[Syko]

Hmmm... time to link to other forums?

[AlterReign]

Come on fella's, No one is that harsh.

[MorningCruiser]

DTMPower? Datsun forums?

[Boxer4PSI]

Jim is local, have him print that out and take a drive out to Fayetteville. Just have him do it 3 months from now....when he leasts expect it.

[Syko]

Haha, I'll do that too...

[MorningCruiser]

"shit Guys! Someone Posted Banners Of Me Admitting To Fucking A Fat Chick! Oh My God! My Career! All I've Been Getting Is Calls From Fat Chicks Looking For Ass! They Even Put My Number On It! Why Me? Why Me!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"


Lmfao!

Edit - that's supposed to be in all caps...

[Boxer4PSI]

Haha, I'll do that too...
Even better, save it until the day he gets married....then during the reception slip it to his new wife. That will throw her out of the mood real quick probably.

[AlterReign]

Down here in the south boy we love those types of girls.....Fat chicks.

That girl had ass for days.....shit....maybe even months. :lol:

[Boxer4PSI]

Down here in the south boy we love those types of girls.....Fat chicks.
Bull about the fat chicks part. I lived in Eastern NC for 5 years, and there was no love for the fat chicks from anybody. Now, hot skinny Southern Belles who knew how to use their accent right....thats another story.

[AlterReign]

O.k, O.k, since I was drunk, technically it never really happened. That's the rule.

[Boxer4PSI]

O.k, O.k, since I was drunk, technically it never really happened. That's the rule.
Now it goes from date rape to you being drunk???

You had more sympathy from us when you said you were drugged against ur will unknowingly.

[AlterReign]

Dude, lets think about it. They drop the pill in your drink and it disolves.

[Boxer4PSI]

Dude, lets think about it. They drop the pill in your drink and it disolves.
Thats why when you step away from ur drink for any amount of time you go get another drink. But it could be worse....you could have been at a club and some hot chick who is really hot slips one to ya...and you wake up in a tub of ice w/ a phone close by and a note that says "Call 911 now!!" with ur missing kidney.

[Piece of shit]

Ok.... nevermind

[Vader13]

did she ram a beer bottle up yer butt?? :happyny:

[MorningCruiser]

LMFAO! :rofl:

[Piece of shit]

Back on track. She is LIVING! If she was a zombie 300 puonder now that would be somthing!

Oh about mirriors. I was told never to attach feathers to mirrors?

[AnGeLeIgH]

BTW, here is my little story. This was recently discussed on another forum so if you don't mind I will cut and paste some of it.

Friends of our family bought a new house, very big, much more room than they needed, and they kept claiming they heard weird sounds upstairs at night (I'm getting chills right now just remembering this.....) and of course, we thought they were out of there MINDS! But since they lived sort of far, we stayed over night when we went to visit. Well, the sounds we heard upstairs were UNREAL. You would hear slow foots steps, then a door slam then someone running away, quickly and the steps were close together. The sound was clear as day too! Since they said they have heard it before but continue to live there, we didn't see any reason to leave so we stayed the night. A few days, or weeks later, I don't rememeber (this was years and years ago)......we weren't there but they said they finally put down some powder on the floor around where they were hearing the noises from (just to scare themselves further!!). And sure enough, the next morning, the neatly laid powder was all stirred up, at first you would think it was from the wind, but besides the fact there were not any windows anywhere near the area and they kept all doors closed, they way it was messed up was not from the wind...it wasnt swirly, there were like hard marks in it.



I hate that I believe in this type of shit because I scared very easily, and I wish I didnt hear what I heard. I mean if someone shuts a door, I jump and my heart starts racing, everytime someone walks in a room and I dont see them, I will jump when I do (my father actually does it on purpose now because it amuses him so much, I tell him to carry Tic Tacs)....some say I'm paranoid but I dont like that word.

[Huy]

Tis creepy.

[The Godfather]

No wonder you're so scaredy! That's some creepy shit!

[AlterReign]

did she ram a beer bottle up yer butt?? :happyny:


Na she didn't, I wasn't that fortunate to have that done to me. :lol:

I know I wasn't the only one that did this, or had this done to. Some of you posers on this site probably did it anyway, drunk or not. All this jumping on me, come on now. I got another scary tale......It's the tell of the pillow head......Where you put the pillow over the girls head because she was just that damn ugly. :) Who wants to hear about it? The only problem is when I tell how it happened you'll be mentally scarred for the rest of you lives.

The moral to my next story is: Never take bets that are based on having to do an ugly chick if you lose.

[MorningCruiser]

Note to self: Never make bets based on chicks at all, because if your friends are that low, they're losers...

However, take the $5000 bet that you wouldn't let your best friend give you a full body wax job, including your crack...

Once you get past the tingling and burning sensation, you feel VERY drafty...

[Notor1usHoez]

well its not a ghost story but when i was like 3 my mom was cookin dinner and she set me down in front of the tv and walked away, she got to the hallway turned around and picked me back up for some reason and was walking back to the kitchen with me in her arms and as soon as she reached the hallway again the ceiling fell and crushed the tv and cracked the floor where i was sitting..... figure that shit out

[AnGeLeIgH]

Just to give you an idea of what a scaredy cat I am......I just literally jumped out of my chair and yelped because of a paper clip. A paper clip I put on my my desk about 30 seconds earlier :p :p lol

[Boxer4PSI]

Just to give you an idea of what a scaredy cat I am......I just literally jumped out of my chair and yelped because of a paper clip. A paper clip I put on my my desk about 30 seconds earlier :p :p lol
That's pretty bad. How do you live alone?

[AnGeLeIgH]

That's pretty bad. How do you live alone?

I don't live alone, I live at home. Though if (when) I did (do) live alone, I would have 2 doggies, and hopefully a man to scare all the paper clips away.

I have days when I am just very jumpy...some days I am more calm :)

[The Godfather]

You're lucky, I learned a special KArate move against paperclips. Once my karate teacher was going to the atm, and while he was retrieving money, he looked up at the convexed mirror, and he saw about like two paper clips behind him. They wanted to rob him. They tried to go and pinch his money and run, but he was quick and new the paper clip move, so he slid some deposit slips right in them and they couldn't shake it off.

He then called the cops and they were arrested. They were from the paper clip gang. Punk ass mofos didn't know who they was messing with.

So yeah, if paperclips start to scare you, I'll be ther eto save you.

[slimBoost]

goddamn roving paperclip gangs - always stirring up trouble!

[AnGeLeIgH]

I'm glad I amuuuuuuuuse you all so much with my trials and tribulations!!!

[Syko]

I'm glad I amuuuuuuuuse you all so much with my trials and tribulations!!!

That's what you're here for.

[AlterReign]

I'm glad I amuuuuuuuuse you all so much with my trials and tribulations!!!

Awwllll, poor baby.

You fellas need to be a little bit more considerate about those damn paperclips, those things are seriously mean. I got jumped by a damn paperclip gang back in "96", I still have nightmares.

[AnGeLeIgH]

"Screw you guuuys...Im going home!"

[MorningCruiser]

Awwwe, can I come with?

[slimBoost]

I think maybe we should all take a step back and learn above the dangers paper clips pose to society.

Like creating chaos in the workplace when there is a paperclip famine or drought. Or chaos in the schools when teachers demand paperclips instead of staples because they can take the paper clips off your report and re-use them - unlike staples.

There are many dangers to paperclips - we gotta nip this one in the bud before it gets too late ...

...perhaps it already is too late though

[AlterReign]

I have just been informed that the paperclip gang has been charged with making weapons of mass destruction. We'll be going to war with Paperiraqia at 0900. Take no prisoners!

[Zor]

right and do get back on topic.

well I work at a golf course, so I kinda see it all, now we had a few people kill themselfs on the course, one that I remember clearly is this one of a guy that hung himself on a tree. now you would think nothing of it. but if you come from the northeast to southwest on the course to that spot and its a foggy morning you'll see him hanging from the tree everytime. that just creeps me out very much when I see it.

there's another story around were I live that at around 3am you walk through the park you can see a few troops yes TROOPS, revolutionary soldiers load muskets, fire and run deeper into the woods

[slimBoost]

If you work there... can you get pics?

Have you ever tried? Does it show up? How about video recording?

[Zor]

they've tryed pictures but they don't work

[toplessnturboed]

hey i want more stories, some one post them!!!

[Joel]

I get deja vu all the time. I've had some scary shit happen to me at some times. I'm really unsure about ghosts, but I've had some scary stuff happen to me that makes me think there real. The main one is seeing my binder from school literally shoot off my table incredibly fast and fly across my room. I dont know why but it scared the hell out of me.

[blak max]

does anyone else shut off street lights when they drive?

[Joel]

What do you mean by that?

[blak max]

when im driving on the road or on the high way street lights turn off when i get close to them

[Joel]

Thats happened to me before. Scary when your the only one on the road and they turn off each one as you get closer, than they go back on.

[blak max]

happens all the time for me

[Fun Boy]

I look like the guy from the x files

[Anthony C]

the steet light thing happens all the time with me on the way home from work about 1 in the mornin on the pkwy, only when im the only one though passin by though. never happens when theres a car with me.. strange how that works out huh?

[Fun Boy]

oh and one time i saw a blimp

[blak max]

someone said it has something to do with our kenetic energy

[Rey The Great]

at my house..i was going up the stairs and saw a man that wasnt there..he wasnt there today..

[sleestack]

I used to live in a haunted house when i was 3 years old we would hear what sounded like somebody throwing utensils in our kitchen go there and nothing happend then we would also hear a banging sound coming from the basement like somone hitting a broom handle on the ceiling of the basement.

[Anthony C]

see now stuff like that would bug me out. can't think of any wierd things that happeend to me lately but i had my share ...

[Joel]

see now stuff like that would bug me out.

Werd, I was in my shower a few minutes ago and all of a sudden my water went from hot to the coldest setting, I always keep my doors locked in the shower and no one has keys to my room so I turned and looked at the knob and it was on the coldest setting. It scared the hell out of me.

[Anthony C]

better call the ghost busters.. hahaha

[Joel]

better call the ghost busters.. hahaha

You know I was thinking heavily about it? Lol.

[LOKI2]

Very creepy stories. I was reading the first page and had to turn on a light. Great, my mom wants to the The Grudge tonight. I have seen it already and it's pretty scary.

I met this chic a couple years ago at the end of the first Players Run in South Beach. We hit it off at Nikki Beach and wandered away from our friends. We walked along the beach getting to know one another when she blurted out that she sees dead people. "Exsqueeze me?" Kind of odd thing to say on a romantic walk. She explained that since she was little, we would be see ghosts and spirits everywhere she went. I was a little freaked out but curious at the same time.

The strangest story that see told me was that she had a dream of her grandmother lying in a hospital bed sleeping. She had some kind of tube in her month. All of a sudden, blood started shooting out of her mouth and splattered everywhere. On the walls, all over her body and all over the bed. My friend awoke and later got a phone call from a hospital that her grandmother had died - just the way she dreamt it. Something happened to the tube that was in the grandmother's mouth and she drown in her own blood. Blood was found splattered everywhere. This story haunts me still.

FROM DUSTIN

[Joel]

That's fuckin wierd.

[zapata2119]

i have a couple stories but to make things clear i see dead people too well i was a funeral director for 4 years im taking a year off cause i already know it's what i want to do first things first ghosts can't kill you they can only scare you to death which means if you let them get to you you'll end up killing yourself cause you get psycho. so please if you experience ghosts or the paranormal say go to the light or pay them no mind and they'll go away kind of like facing your fear. im into death and finding out about it and this is what ive learned you can believe it or not and try it or not but here are my stories:

a little over a month ago i was waking up it was around 9-10 am and i was awake but i wasn't awake i can't even explain it because something was not letting me wake up i was being held down and i couldn't see anything finally after a min i what you say broke free and could get up

here's a bathroom one well whenever i get in late at like 2 am my house is always darkest i just love darkness idk why but if you look in my bathroom mirror you can see the top of the stairs well whenever i look or glance in it i always see a alil boys face with white face paint on i don't get freaked out about it tho cause i know it's the ghosts are just messin with me

another thing to is that ghosts usually relive their death over and over trying to prevent it but they can't

i have experienced the light thing on 95 i don't really pay it no mind tho

i kinda want to leave a tape recorder out all night and hear what goes on in my house i think that would be kind of cool i know i have more stories i just have to think of them

[zapata2119]

oh yea and i always have the deja vu dreams and i always either prevent or let what happens depending on what and who is in that dream and speaking of dreams how about the ones that have you falling and when you hit you actually shake from the impact i know i've had them more than once

[The Godfather]

Very creepy stories. I was reading the first page and had to turn on a light. Great, my mom wants to the The Grudge tonight. I have seen it already and it's pretty scary.

I met this chic a couple years ago at the end of the first Players Run in South Beach. We hit it off at Nikki Beach and wandered away from our friends. We walked along the beach getting to know one another when she blurted out that she sees dead people. "Exsqueeze me?" Kind of odd thing to say on a romantic walk. She explained that since she was little, we would be see ghosts and spirits everywhere she went. I was a little freaked out but curious at the same time.

The strangest story that see told me was that she had a dream of her grandmother lying in a hospital bed sleeping. She had some kind of tube in her month. All of a sudden, blood started shooting out of her mouth and splattered everywhere. On the walls, all over her body and all over the bed. My friend awoke and later got a phone call from a hospital that her grandmother had died - just the way she dreamt it. Something happened to the tube that was in the grandmother's mouth and she drown in her own blood. Blood was found splattered everywhere. This story haunts me still.

FROM DUSTIN

ok first: Holy shit it's scary!!!!

second: You and Daniel need to stop posting on under each other's s/n's lol, it confuses me :D

[Joel]

Thats some wierd stuff. All of a sudden today, my lights in my computer room went off than on and off. But no one was home. It might be bad wiring though cause of my sisters shower.