Tweek's Turbos
03-21-2005, 03:01 PM
If you liked the story with the mustang, you'll like this one.
'bout 9:45am today I was trying to haul ass back to the funeral home from a doctors office with a death certificate.
I'm carefully moving in and out of traffic, on a 3 lane strip. The left lane goes away for a turn fast, but I'm in the middle about to overtake a late 80s Cougar in the right lane.
Now my lane ends soon too, and I need to be in the right, so I figure I have time, and cruise by the cougar not thinking anything of it. (shit I have 2 lights ahead to get him at)
Just as I go by him he decides to punch it and beat me to the red light, so I'm thinking ok, whatever old man.
I sit patiently at the white line, as he barely stops b4 the middle of the intersection (jackass) So this is when I decided to ruin his day.
The race:
I am staged early, he is half over the crosswalk like a duche bag. I'm already break torqueing the 3.3 Toyota VVT-i to 2grand. The second that light whent green I blasted by him like hell just exploded. He was not happy, A Toyota minivan? Just passed his V8 Detroit machine? I had 3 lengths on him and moved into the lane I needed to be in. I caught up to the car in front of me quick so I slowed down.
This guy gets on my ass, and passes me and this other car over the double yellow, as he shakes his fist, I just wave #1 at him.
To make himself a bigger ass, he turns left about a mile later, wheras I was on the road for 7 more miles.
(It burns my ass when people fly by you just to waste your time turning left). :stickpoke
'bout 9:45am today I was trying to haul ass back to the funeral home from a doctors office with a death certificate.
I'm carefully moving in and out of traffic, on a 3 lane strip. The left lane goes away for a turn fast, but I'm in the middle about to overtake a late 80s Cougar in the right lane.
Now my lane ends soon too, and I need to be in the right, so I figure I have time, and cruise by the cougar not thinking anything of it. (shit I have 2 lights ahead to get him at)
Just as I go by him he decides to punch it and beat me to the red light, so I'm thinking ok, whatever old man.
I sit patiently at the white line, as he barely stops b4 the middle of the intersection (jackass) So this is when I decided to ruin his day.
The race:
I am staged early, he is half over the crosswalk like a duche bag. I'm already break torqueing the 3.3 Toyota VVT-i to 2grand. The second that light whent green I blasted by him like hell just exploded. He was not happy, A Toyota minivan? Just passed his V8 Detroit machine? I had 3 lengths on him and moved into the lane I needed to be in. I caught up to the car in front of me quick so I slowed down.
This guy gets on my ass, and passes me and this other car over the double yellow, as he shakes his fist, I just wave #1 at him.
To make himself a bigger ass, he turns left about a mile later, wheras I was on the road for 7 more miles.
(It burns my ass when people fly by you just to waste your time turning left). :stickpoke