Yeah, goto costco, get me some chicken and...

[The Godfather]

a casket.

lol wtf?!

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040816/ap_on_bi_ge/costco_caskets

[FlyingOct]

Now that's convenience!

[Piece of shit]

omg --

[ProMSL]

perfect for those people who are expecting a mass suicide, buy a bunch of caskets from costco!

[Piece of shit]

Think of the sales pitch.

Sir do you want to be buried in an overpriced retail coffin? Or do you want the same nice Coffin at half the price! We currently have a large overstock form the over-production due to possible terrorists attacks using large quantaties of nerve agents. Unfortunately the attacks never happened and people have stopped smoking so we are left with all these babies. Black looks like your color and I have them! No worms to be eating out your brains in this one. Check it out Solid Aluminum Housing. No wormies or buggies creeping through you bones as you rest quietly with a big smile knowing you got this
Coffin from Costco at half price! So come on I'll even load it on your SUV where you can store it until your special day! We even have the option to where you can store extra meat and beer in it. We also have a space savor that doubles as a couch! You can't pass up this deal BUY OR DIE Lol I'm just kidding. No really there going fast! An ecoli epidemic just hit the old folks home and I here the manager coming down to buy us out but I'll do you a favor and save this one for Ya. Wink Wink.. Nudge Nudge...


Lol..

[JIMCJ1301]

Lmao^^^

[ProMSL]

dude, that'd rock! a coffin, that doubles as a sofa! at least you could get some use out of it while you're alive

[Piece of shit]

Come to think of it there are a ton or uses for Coffins.

Ill start.

#1 - Make a Soap Box Racer out of one!

[ProMSL]

2. blow it up with a truckload of fireworks

[The Godfather]

hYPER Type B: Casket racing.

[ProMSL]

4. You can use it to hide the girl you are having a fling with, from your girlfriend.

[Me007gold]

use it to hide the dead hookers....

[AnGeLeIgH]

I was listening to the radio on the way to work and turned a station on the heard "Costco testing selling coffins" and I was pretty sure it was a show and a joke but I guess not!!!

Seriously though, my grandfathers was like $5500....I'm sure my parents would have appreciated 20% with your membership card :D

[l3it3r]

lol, maybe I'l pick one up just so i can beat inflation.

[AnGeLeIgH]

Just store it in your shed.

[l3it3r]

yeah, the moment I buy a shed, that's gonna be the first unnecessary item I store in there

[Freakx45]

I wonder if people would ever return them since i have seen customers return half eaten or half empty juice containers for a full refund

[AnGeLeIgH]

I wonder if people would ever return them since i have seen customers return half eaten or half empty juice containers for a full refund


Yeah, there are probably some cheap bastards who will buy a real nice one, top of the line, use it for the wake, remove the body, stick it in a wooden box then return the coffin!! :ROFL: :ROFL:

[The Godfather]

Oh man LOL

[Piece of shit]

I'm going to get one and Rice it out! Big Ching Pao on the front- Wing ect.

Rice till I die!