Luder
02-02-2005, 06:09 PM
This all took place late one friday night, It was about midnight at the time. A friend and I were at the closest truck stop to get some gas. I live in the the country so local place are not open. While I was sitting in the jeep listening to my police sanner and taking to my buddy, I see this ugly red eclipse with gray tribal graphics and a grapefruit shooter muffler parked next to me. I just glance at it. I notice 3 guys get into the car and I think nothing of it. Then I hear "vroom vroom".
Chase (my friend) says "Dude, I think they wanna race, he's so fucking with you" I'm thinking nah he's probaly just reving up since he thinks it sounds badass. Then I think well maybe he thinks i'd be fun to race a 4x4. So I roll down my window.
"Why are you staring at us so hard?" says driver.
"What?" I reply, I'm sorta confused since i only glance at them and looked at the car earlier.
"You fucking heard me why are you staring at us so damn hard?" says the driver.
"Man, I wasn't staring at you" I try to explain.
"Bullshit we saw you" says the guy in his backseat.
I try to tell these guys im just sitting here getting ready to leave and that i just glanced at his car, but no they don't believe me. So I decide to fuck with them.
"All I want to know is why the fuck you were staring at us so hard!"
"I was checking you out" I say trying to keep a straight face
"You swing that way?" he asks
I glance back at him, lift an eyebrow and say, "Maybe" At this point I can see Chase trying not to bust out laughing.
"Dude, we don't swing that way, you see those guys in that white truck (he points) They do go hit on them"
"But, they are not as cute as you" I reply to him.
"Thats just sick dont stare at us anymore you jerk"
I'm like damn I'm glad thats over so I start pulling out and they shoot ahead of me and the whitte truck is riding my ass. They proceed for about 3 miles accelerating and slowing down infront of me. We pass a speed trap and get onto a small highway connecting two parishes(what all other 49 states call counties). The eclipse starts driving 35 in a 55 and hitting their brakes. I'm thinking well I guess they just want to race now. So I pull into the oncoming lane to pass them and punch it, they also gear down and accelerate. I begin pulling away from them until 98mph. This jeep has a governor that wont allow it past 98. So the eclipse slowly pulls away, I think ok I'm sure he satisfied he beat a jeep liberty a slow pos. I pull back into the proper lane and slow down to 55. The eclipse starts driving on the shoulder and he sticks his arm out of the window. I continue at 55 and pass by him. He immediatly hits the left lane guns it and passes me whilst all 3 of them flip me off. I say to chase wtf do they want now. I signal to turn off highway 164 to 163, they see me signal so they also go this way.
At this turn it goes through a small village and there is a hill and some traintracks right when you turn onto the highway. They block the entire road with their car and they all get out. Also the 2 guys in the white truck are also behind me, obviously friends of theirs. So I put it into 4 wheel drive and go off the road and hop the tracks and throw dirt and gravel all over them. There are no street light so a turn off my headlights and proceed down this highway going about 70 to 85 mph. The eclipse obviously does not know these roads and begins to trail off, but they get the genius idea to hit there brights. So they see the reflection of the jeep, shit this isnt going to work. So i click my lights back on and carry on a few more miles with them on my ass. After a windy section of the road they pass me and block off the whole 2 lane highway. I cant pass them off-road be cause its a highly sloped ditch. They get out of the car hoping around and I start putting the vehicle in reverse, I guess they didnt think about me being able to get away. I cut a 180 in the highway burnin tires and turn down a cut-off road. I'm going about 90 on this country road praying that no deer decide to cross. They get about a mile behind me. I turn down another rural road click my lights and run behind someones house. We roll down our windows and hear them shoot by. They drive all around this resedential area, then i hear them speed off.
We laugh a little and drive off. The moral is don't look at someones car EVER!
Chase (my friend) says "Dude, I think they wanna race, he's so fucking with you" I'm thinking nah he's probaly just reving up since he thinks it sounds badass. Then I think well maybe he thinks i'd be fun to race a 4x4. So I roll down my window.
"Why are you staring at us so hard?" says driver.
"What?" I reply, I'm sorta confused since i only glance at them and looked at the car earlier.
"You fucking heard me why are you staring at us so damn hard?" says the driver.
"Man, I wasn't staring at you" I try to explain.
"Bullshit we saw you" says the guy in his backseat.
I try to tell these guys im just sitting here getting ready to leave and that i just glanced at his car, but no they don't believe me. So I decide to fuck with them.
"All I want to know is why the fuck you were staring at us so hard!"
"I was checking you out" I say trying to keep a straight face
"You swing that way?" he asks
I glance back at him, lift an eyebrow and say, "Maybe" At this point I can see Chase trying not to bust out laughing.
"Dude, we don't swing that way, you see those guys in that white truck (he points) They do go hit on them"
"But, they are not as cute as you" I reply to him.
"Thats just sick dont stare at us anymore you jerk"
I'm like damn I'm glad thats over so I start pulling out and they shoot ahead of me and the whitte truck is riding my ass. They proceed for about 3 miles accelerating and slowing down infront of me. We pass a speed trap and get onto a small highway connecting two parishes(what all other 49 states call counties). The eclipse starts driving 35 in a 55 and hitting their brakes. I'm thinking well I guess they just want to race now. So I pull into the oncoming lane to pass them and punch it, they also gear down and accelerate. I begin pulling away from them until 98mph. This jeep has a governor that wont allow it past 98. So the eclipse slowly pulls away, I think ok I'm sure he satisfied he beat a jeep liberty a slow pos. I pull back into the proper lane and slow down to 55. The eclipse starts driving on the shoulder and he sticks his arm out of the window. I continue at 55 and pass by him. He immediatly hits the left lane guns it and passes me whilst all 3 of them flip me off. I say to chase wtf do they want now. I signal to turn off highway 164 to 163, they see me signal so they also go this way.
At this turn it goes through a small village and there is a hill and some traintracks right when you turn onto the highway. They block the entire road with their car and they all get out. Also the 2 guys in the white truck are also behind me, obviously friends of theirs. So I put it into 4 wheel drive and go off the road and hop the tracks and throw dirt and gravel all over them. There are no street light so a turn off my headlights and proceed down this highway going about 70 to 85 mph. The eclipse obviously does not know these roads and begins to trail off, but they get the genius idea to hit there brights. So they see the reflection of the jeep, shit this isnt going to work. So i click my lights back on and carry on a few more miles with them on my ass. After a windy section of the road they pass me and block off the whole 2 lane highway. I cant pass them off-road be cause its a highly sloped ditch. They get out of the car hoping around and I start putting the vehicle in reverse, I guess they didnt think about me being able to get away. I cut a 180 in the highway burnin tires and turn down a cut-off road. I'm going about 90 on this country road praying that no deer decide to cross. They get about a mile behind me. I turn down another rural road click my lights and run behind someones house. We roll down our windows and hear them shoot by. They drive all around this resedential area, then i hear them speed off.
We laugh a little and drive off. The moral is don't look at someones car EVER!