The Dado and Dustin Story: A Tale of Mischief

[MorningCruiser]

Alright, I cannot recall if this has EVER been posted... And I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to hear the whole story...

So how did Dado and Dustin meet? What made them do what they do? We all know that Dustin and Daniel were doing this crazy shit in the beginning, but where does Dado come into the picture?

Just interested...

[ProMSL]

what do you mean by "in the beginning"? IOf you are talking about in the beginning of the mischief series, dado was in it too....

[MorningCruiser]

hahaha, Not talking about the DVDs...

Talking about them... How did they become friends? How did their lives pan out to be the way they are now?

I'm quite sure they had different mothers and weren't brothers...

[RaVeR]

This too i'd like to know :D

[nickvel]

are you making a biography?

[nickvel]

they should do what all the cool people these days do WRITE A BOOK! everyones doing it they should too. shit i bet some of those movie stars who "wrote" their books can bearily write on the 10th grade level so it should be too hard. and we wont need subtitles for dado

[DUSTIN WORLES]

Dado use to be my family's gardener. One day, I was coming home from bible study, I noticed Dado drifting our John Deere tractor around the hedges. I was like damn! He couldn't speak English but boy could he drift.

We bought him a used 1999 M3 that was owned by our gay neighbor. What straight guy would drive a yellow M3? Anyways, on his first ever drive down our driveway, he got pulled over. The cop was hiding behind our mailbox and Dado didn't see him. He got a speeding ticket. 7mph in a 4mph zone.

I introduced him to Coke and cigarettes and the rest is history.

THE END.

[TMINUS MATT]

Dado use to be my family's gardener. One day, I was coming home from bible study, I noticed Dado drifting our John Deere tractor around the hedges. I was like damn! He couldn't speak English but boy could he drift.

We bought him a used 1999 M3 that was owned by our gay neighbor. What straight guy would drive a yellow M3? Anyways, on his first ever drive down our driveway, he got pulled over. The cop was hiding behind our mailbox and Dado didn't see him. He got a speeding ticket. 7mph in a 4mph zone.

I introduced him to Coke and cigarettes and the rest is history.

THE END.


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THATS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER READ! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[teckademics gtr]

lol wooooooow cigrettes and a coke lol

[i_crave_vtec]

Dado use to be my family's gardener. One day, I was coming home from bible study, I noticed Dado drifting our John Deere tractor around the hedges. I was like damn! He couldn't speak English but boy could he drift.

We bought him a used 1999 M3 that was owned by our gay neighbor. What straight guy would drive a yellow M3? Anyways, on his first ever drive down our driveway, he got pulled over. The cop was hiding behind our mailbox and Dado didn't see him. He got a speeding ticket. 7mph in a 4mph zone.

I introduced him to Coke and cigarettes and the rest is history.

THE END.
:lol: ! Family garderner.

[NOLUQ]

LMAO

[Crash Of 47]

damn... what kind of shit was on the john deer to actully get sideways ?? lol

[slimBoost]

cop was hiding behind a mailbox lol

[dave00]

:lol: haha that's good

[Ryan]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[skas412]

:lool:

[UnlucKy E34]

"Coke & cigerettes". lmfao

[Vader13]

Dado comes from a long line of Gardners!

[LokisGTI]

Dado use to be my family's gardener. One day, I was coming home from bible study, I noticed Dado drifting our John Deere tractor around the hedges. I was like damn! He couldn't speak English but boy could he drift.

We bought him a used 1999 M3 that was owned by our gay neighbor. What straight guy would drive a yellow M3? Anyways, on his first ever drive down our driveway, he got pulled over. The cop was hiding behind our mailbox and Dado didn't see him. He got a speeding ticket. 7mph in a 4mph zone.

I introduced him to Coke and cigarettes and the rest is history.

THE END.
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[Rey The Great]

i think they met in a internet chatroom lol

[Unknown]

LMAO...thats some funny shit....drifting a john deere

[Bruce Reign]

Dustin: "hey you know you're pretty good on that thing."

Dado: "Que?"

Dustin: "You know how to drive VEEERRRRYYYY Well. Uh shit, Bien. You Drive very Bien."

Dado: (Looks strangely at Dustin with a long pause)......................"Que?"

Dustin: "Damnit, nevermind. Daniel bring me my cigarettes and coke out of my car!"

Dado: "Shit, can I have some?"

Dustin: "Oh! You speak english?"

Dado: ......................"Que?"

[mustangfan2003]

Dustin: "hey you know you're pretty good on that thing."

Dado: "Que?"

Dustin: "You know how to drive VEEERRRRYYYY Well. Uh shit, Bien. You Drive very Bien."

Dado: (Looks strangely at Dustin with a long pause)......................"Que?"

Dustin: "Damnit, nevermind. Daniel bring me my cigarettes and coke out of my car!"

Dado: "Shit, can I have some?"

Dustin: "Oh! You speak english?"

Dado: ......................"Que?"

lol that would be funny to hear.

[Unknown]

Thats even funnier than the first.......lol

[ReDc0aT]

Dado use to be my family's gardener. One day, I was coming home from bible study, I noticed Dado drifting our John Deere tractor around the hedges. I was like damn! He couldn't speak English but boy could he drift.

We bought him a used 1999 M3 that was owned by our gay neighbor. What straight guy would drive a yellow M3? Anyways, on his first ever drive down our driveway, he got pulled over. The cop was hiding behind our mailbox and Dado didn't see him. He got a speeding ticket. 7mph in a 4mph zone.

I introduced him to Coke and cigarettes and the rest is history.

THE END.


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[Miles Prower]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Can't stop laughing over that one...

[Rey The Great]

Dustin: "hey you know you're pretty good on that thing."

Dado: "Que?"

Dustin: "You know how to drive VEEERRRRYYYY Well. Uh shit, Bien. You Drive very Bien."

Dado: (Looks strangely at Dustin with a long pause)......................"Que?"

Dustin: "Damnit, nevermind. Daniel bring me my cigarettes and coke out of my car!"

Dado: "Shit, can I have some?"

Dustin: "Oh! You speak english?"

Dado: ......................"Que?"

hahaha..que

[AlphaAndOmega]

lol you have to watch out for those driveway speedtraps...ahaa

[MorningCruiser]

BWAHAHAHAHA

Dustin, I love your response...

Carolina's is almost as good, but not as stupid funny... I can see Dado doing his, hahaha

[driveway]

poor guy never hears the end of it, pork and cheese, dildo, wtf is a dado,now he was a fucking gardener drifting john deere tractors......how funny....LMAO

[MorningCruiser]

hahaha "What's a Dado?"

I used that in a title of an e-mail to HSR and he said "Dado is blah blah blah" and explained who he is, and I was banging my head on my desk laughing...

[LOKI2]

I do remember that little brazilian gardener. He has come a long way from drifting our John Deer in his leopard print thongs singing brazilian tunes. Who knew we were the ones that got him addicted to coke and cigs.

[The Godfather]

Dado use to be my family's gardener. One day, I was coming home from bible study, I noticed Dado drifting our John Deere tractor around the hedges. I was like damn! He couldn't speak English but boy could he drift.

We bought him a used 1999 M3 that was owned by our gay neighbor. What straight guy would drive a yellow M3? Anyways, on his first ever drive down our driveway, he got pulled over. The cop was hiding behind our mailbox and Dado didn't see him. He got a speeding ticket. 7mph in a 4mph zone.

I introduced him to Coke and cigarettes and the rest is history.

THE END.
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[DUSTIN WORLES]

Dado and I really met a local car show in 2001. I have seen his car around for months when I first moved to Gaithersburg, Md. I never saw who owned the car until we met at a carshow in Baltimore. The first time that I talked to Dado, I never noticed his accent. I always thought he was european by the way he dressed. The first time I talked to him on the phone, I couldn't understand a damn thing he said. I just wasn't use to his accent.

I would attend DTMpower car meets around the DC area and I would film the drives for the hell of it. At the time, I just completed my movie "ACCLR8" for an internet company called "Autobuzz". I never got paid for making the movie and I never got any profits off the movie. The guy who owned "Autobuzz" never paid me period. Sucks to be him because "Autobuzz" went out of business and here I am still creating crazy car movies.

Dado was a crazy driver and naturally I would focus on filming his M3. When Dado did donuts in front of the Capitol building in DC, I knew Dado was going to be the star of my new series. We ended up getting a place together in 2003 right after the first "Mischief" came out.

"Mischief" would not have been successful without Dado. It boggles my mind on how all this came to be. I had to meet one of the wildiest drivers around that drove one of the craziest M3s around. We live together and work together and we always get along. Also, without Dado's website, DTMpower, "Mischief" wouldn't be as popular as it is today.

We will make the "Mischief" series as long as we can. This series is taking a toll on our insurance rates and driving records. It's all fun but it's getting expensive as shit. I have decided to hold off on getting another car until as late as next year. I rather spend my money on creating more "Mischief" than owning a fast car. We all do it for the love.

Okay, that sounded gay but it's the truth.

[MorningCruiser]

Dado and I really met a local car show in 2001. I have seen his car around for months when I first moved to Gaithersburg, Md. I never saw who owned the car until we met at a carshow in Baltimore. The first time that I talked to Dado, I never noticed his accent. I always thought he was european by the way he dressed. The first time I talked to him on the phone, I couldn't understand a damn thing he said. I just wasn't use to his accent.

I would attend DTMpower car meets around the DC area and I would film the drives for the hell of it. At the time, I just completed my movie "ACCLR8" for an internet company called "Autobuzz". I never got paid for making the movie and I never got any profits off the movie. The guy who owned "Autobuzz" never paid me period. Sucks to be him because "Autobuzz" went out of business and here I am still creating crazy car movies.

Dado was a crazy driver and naturally I would focus on filming his M3. When Dado did donuts in front of the Capitol building in DC, I knew Dado was going to be the star of my new series. We ended up getting a place together in 2003 right after the first "Mischief" came out.

"Mischief" would not have been successful without Dado. It boggles my mind on how all this came to be. I had to meet one of the wildiest drivers around that drove one of the craziest M3s around. We live together and work together and we always get along. Also, without Dado's website, DTMpower, "Mischief" wouldn't be as popular as it is today.

We will make the "Mischief" series as long as we can. This series is taking a toll on our insurance rates and driving records. It's all fun but it's getting expensive as shit. I have decided to hold off on getting another car until as late as next year. I rather spend my money on creating more "Mischief" than owning a fast car. We all do it for the love.

Okay, that sounded gay but it's the truth.


Neat, thanks Dustin, always wanted to know :)

You wanted to be able to show this icon: :english: to Dado the first time you spoke on the phone didn't you?

[Shiftee]

yeah, thanks. as for a new car, pay someone to drop in a KLZE (jdm v6) into your mx6. 200 hp stock, and there are PLENTY of turbo kits/SC kits being released now, check out Probeaddicion.com they got a turbo kit coming out soon.

[MPD47]

Interesting story. Though the drifting John Deere is priceless.

[DUSTIN WORLES]

yeah, thanks. as for a new car, pay someone to drop in a KLZE (jdm v6) into your mx6. 200 hp stock, and there are PLENTY of turbo kits/SC kits being released now, check out Probeaddicion.com they got a turbo kit coming out soon.

Yeah, I am keeping the MX. Turbo kits and KLZEs don't mix. I have another stock V6 lying around with only 60,000 miles on it. I will probably build that up and add a turbo.

[nickvel]

aint fate a great thing? I'm glad cause i love those movies. Would have never known about them had i not interviewed this guy for a 10 grade paper i did on street racing.
PS. DUSTIN RELEASE THE TRAILER!

[chris]

Dado use to be my family's gardener. One day, I was coming home from bible study, I noticed Dado drifting our John Deere tractor around the hedges. I was like damn! He couldn't speak English but boy could he drift.

We bought him a used 1999 M3 that was owned by our gay neighbor. What straight guy would drive a yellow M3? Anyways, on his first ever drive down our driveway, he got pulled over. The cop was hiding behind our mailbox and Dado didn't see him. He got a speeding ticket. 7mph in a 4mph zone.

I introduced him to Coke and cigarettes and the rest is history.

THE END.


LOL, the same guy who would own a yellow mx6 ;)

[chris]

yeah, thanks. as for a new car, pay someone to drop in a KLZE (jdm v6) into your mx6. 200 hp stock, and there are PLENTY of turbo kits/SC kits being released now, check out Probeaddicion.com they got a turbo kit coming out soon.

You mean http://www.probeaddiction.com/ small world, im friends with the owner, and i host that site. the owners enginee is sick, to bad its for show ;(

[SHIT_ZEE]

yes kenny hynes is a great guy and has a very sick probe of his own

[Unknown]

Dustin: "hey you know you're pretty good on that thing."

Dado: "Que?"

Dustin: "You know how to drive VEEERRRRYYYY Well. Uh shit, Bien. You Drive very Bien."

Dado: (Looks strangely at Dustin with a long pause)......................"Que?"

Dustin: "Damnit, nevermind. Daniel bring me my cigarettes and coke out of my car!"

Dado: "Shit, can I have some?"

Dustin: "Oh! You speak english?"

Dado: ......................"Que?"

LOL this should be a skit on Hyper Street

[Tweek's Turbos]

This series is taking a toll on our insurance rates and driving records. It's all fun but it's getting expensive as shit.



I'm sure between us and DTM power, you won't be hard pressed to find other loons willing to help out.

[galantv600]

man this shit is too funny from the john deere to the the Que convo.. best part "Shit, can i have some?" OH YOU SPEAK ENGLISH.... QUE?!

muahahah anyways thats a tight story of how you two became friends or best friends.. or brothers? who knows hahaha roomates i guess!! but i hope to get that life.. just w.o me being the one with insurance crawling up the ass ya know?

[captain caprice]

Let's think about it. Where would we all be without the Mischief series?

[methos]

i wouldnt be creating my music videos for sure

anyways...great story

[Shiftee]

Yeah, I am keeping the MX. Turbo kits and KLZEs don't mix. I have another stock V6 lying around with only 60,000 miles on it. I will probably build that up and add a turbo.


sweet u should get some dyno numbers when u finish, ive always wondered how much a well tuned turbo mazda v6 would put out...

[Shiftee]

You mean http://www.probeaddiction.com/ small world, im friends with the owner, and i host that site. the owners enginee is sick, to bad its for show ;(
u should try to get me hookup, im in serious need of just about everything on there, hehe. j/k

[whiteboyracer]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Can't stop laughing over that one...
Turtle?

[Sassy Chassis]

This thread...has totally tugged at my heartstrings...very heartwarming.

[94ProbeGT]

I cant wait till this summer when i drom a ZE in my Probe. But if i were to turbo a Probe or MX6 i would defenetly go with a 03 or DE with low miles ZEs and Boost just do not mix well.Altho theres a guy called gandarilla on PT (probetalk.com if your not familiar) that is building a turbo 03 and a turbo ZE.

[i_crave_vtec]

I wonder how Dustin's MX-6 is handling anyway. Over 200,000 original miles, and it has nitrous. :lol: Not that he ever injects it, but still.

[MorningCruiser]

I wonder how Dustin's MX-6 is handling anyway. Over 200,000 original miles, and it has nitrous. :lol: Not that he ever injects it, but still.

Why do you think he still drives it? He wants an excuse to build a new engine...

[94ProbeGT]

Id be damn happy to get 200k miles out of my KL03 the way i drive it....Im sure Dustin does a little more preventive maintenance to his car than i do mine tho

[DUSTIN WORLES]

I change the oil and filter every 3,000 miles. I only use Pennzoil and now I use Pennzoil High Mileage. I try to gas up with Exxon 93. No particular reason except Exxon's have the nicest bathroom. I pee alot on car trips. Just ask Teck2. I remember one time of the Super Street tour a couple years back, I peed 10 times during the first day. Daniel was pissed. Now I am not allowed to drink liquids during a road trip. I will never pee in a cup or bottle. I have bad aim and I don't need to piss on my interior. I already have enough yellow throughout the interior. I don' t need to add anymore.

[captain caprice]

Haha, nice. I know what it's like to be in that high milage range and still have a reliable motor. The odd thing is I drive a Chevy. :D

*duck*

[MorningCruiser]

I change the oil and filter every 3,000 miles. I only use Pennzoil and now I use Pennzoil High Mileage. I try to gas up with Exxon 93. No particular reason except Exxon's have the nicest bathroom. I pee alot on car trips. Just ask Teck2. I remember one time of the Super Street tour a couple years back, I peed 10 times during the first day. Daniel was pissed. Now I am not allowed to drink liquids during a road trip. I will never pee in a cup or bottle. I have bad aim and I don't need to piss on my interior. I already have enough yellow throughout the interior. I don' t need to add anymore.

Dude, nothing beats going 100mph, pissing in a bottle, while driving... In traffic...

At least you take care of your car...

[Joel]

Dude, nothing beats going 100mph, pissing in a bottle, while driving... In traffic...

At least you take care of your car...

Except pissing out a window at 100 MPH :D :D :D :D

[Sassy Chassis]

. I already have enough yellow throughout the interior. I don' t need to add anymore.
:thinking:


I say, what the hay...you can never have too much yellow!

[LOKI2]

I pee alot on car trips. Just ask Teck2. I remember one time of the Super Street tour a couple years back, I peed 10 times during the first day. Daniel was pissed. Now I am not allowed to drink liquids during a road trip. I will never pee in a cup or bottle. I have bad aim and I don't need to piss on my interior. I already have enough yellow throughout the interior. I don' t need to add anymore.

Dustin has a really big peeing problem. He can't hold it worth shit. He is like a little kid

[94ProbeGT]

lol.....well with that much yellow you cant blame the man....

[DUSTIN WORLES]

:thinking:


I say, what the hay...you can never have too much yellow!

Your right. Except when you are at a traffic light on a warm sunny day with all your windows open and a wasp or bee flies into your car thinking it's the queen bee. They you jump out of your car so you don't get stung and scare all the drivers around you. You end up spilling your drink so it looks like you peed yourself and then the light turns green. Cars start honking their horns and in a rush to "Go" you panic and stale out. You attract the attention of a passing officer who pulls you over to check you out. He ends up laughing at you and giving you a "no front tag" violation ticket.

Only people with yellow cars will get what I am saying.

[Tonk]

Only people with yellow cars will get what I am saying.

I get what you're saying because everytime I wear a yellow shirt, the bees go "Oh, a big 6'5" tall queen bee! Let's fly around her head and sting her in the neck"

[LeXtC01]

hahaha i understand completely! i always get,"why do you drive a yellow car, is it to make up for something else?" and i say,"nah biotch, it's so you can still see me up to a mile away after i blow past your ass!!!" then i get pulled over cause it's yellow and the officer says to me, just want to let you know i didn't pull you over cause u have a yellow car. i'm like no shit cause you didn't pull over the mini-van doing the same speed as me so i completely understand occifer!

[i_crave_vtec]

hahaha i understand completely! i always get,"why do you drive a yellow car, is it to make up for something else?" and i say,"nah biotch, it's so you can still see me up to a mile away after i blow past your ass!!!" then i get pulled over cause it's yellow and the officer says to me, just want to let you know i didn't pull you over cause u have a yellow car. i'm like no shit cause you didn't pull over the mini-van doing the same speed as me so i completely understand occifer!
:lol:

My old yellow '91 Integra was such a bad-luck car. I raced someone and was easy to be followed by cops because my friend's car was green in an area with lots of trees. Also, when I had the yellow car, my friends would call it " The Toilet " because it looked like piss from the paint, and sounded like shit from the exhaust. Pretty creative, huh?

[DUSTIN WORLES]

It's easier to find a yellow car in a mall parking lot. Just look for the brightest car in the lot and walk to it.

[MorningCruiser]

It's easier to find a yellow car in a mall parking lot. Just look for the brightest car in the lot and walk to it.

Agreed... My Bronco was painted bright yellow and was tall as hell, even if there were highway tractors in the lot I could easily find it...

Yellow Miata? Uhm hmmm, Dustin, you gonna back me for the Yellow mazda? :eek6:

[i_crave_vtec]

It's easier to find a yellow car in a mall parking lot. Just look for the brightest car in the lot and walk to it.
Soooo true. :rofl:

[wyald bill]

yea but having a black lightning in the dessert sucks!!! and seeing brocks car always sparkling clean makes me jealous

[Tonk]

and seeing brocks car always sparkling clean makes me jealous

Seeing the Lightning pull away from me and hearing the whine of the supercharger makes me jealous :clown: