After Sex, what do you say?

[AlterReign]

I tell them to "Go Home"!

[Huy]

Again, woman. Then where's my breakfast?

[Shivee]

"Who are you?"

[Scott]

I have AIDS.

[phatintegra]

Daaaaam, that was gooooooooooooood sex, lol (jk)

[Huy]

Oh oh oh, where's my money bitch?

[tdc]

Bring in the next 4 girls.

:rofl:

[Super Ninja]

Im sorry, Look on the bright side at least it was good for me!

[Piece of shit]

Thanks Bro!

[petar7408]

Thanks Bro!

:wtf:

:gay:


hahahha




best not to say anything, just smoke a cig. even if you dont smoke :D

[chunky]

"how much do i owe you?"

"hay bitch, give me my change i know it didn't cost $5 for just that"

[AlterReign]

3 minutes, dang, I thought today would have been my day. Goodnight.

[ProMSL]

"hmm...i thought you'd be better"

[jtablerd]

yawn...zzzzzzzzzz

[ProMSL]

"i hope that girl i got with the other day didn't have aids"

[Vader13]

I need a cigarettee

[JD]

WamBamThankUMam

[Huy]

I don't really say anything, I'm already out the room. Skeet Skeet, hollar back.

[chunky]

"you aint gunna shit right for a week!!!"

[PHA]

"Tell your boyfriend i said hi"
substitute husband for boyfriend if needed

[ProMSL]

oh by the way, i tested positive

[JIMCJ1301]

"You wanna do those dishes before you leave?"

"You're great in bed, but your sister gives better blow jobs!"

[shyde001]

What did the five fingers say to the face....SLAP. Hold my drink bitch. DC

[AlterReign]

Tell your daughter I need to borrow her math homework for school. "True Story".

[Ryan]

"Was it good for you too?"

[Huy]

woops

[Noodles]

"Let me go turn the camera off."

[rednteg]

"your Only 12"


Damnit!

[Me007gold]

now wheres my money!

[FlyingOct]

When you say "disappointed", how do you mean it?

j/k

[Lachean]

"So... I thought you had work tomorrow.... should you be heading back?"

[GIO]

Bring the Ice cubes...baby Its time for round 2.

[Vader13]

That's the last time I let you drive Dado!

[ProMSL]

"why is my dick itching?"

[Vader13]

Dustin, you really need to shave your goat, my balls are iching really bad from your chin..

[ProMSL]

lol....man, thats not right :p

[Vader13]

Hey Dustin next time time you decide to make a Dado man sandwich don't use all the mayo? I can't eat dry tuna..
clown

[lite]

lol!!!!

[girly girl]

"oh shit, you're done already? i didn't realize we'd even started yet..."

[MorningCruiser]

Who are you? ^^^

[rednteg]

"mom!!!!!!!!!"

[girly girl]

Who are you? ^^^
me? i'm girly girl. who are you? :eek7:

[chunky]

i told you to enter at your own risk.

[Notor1usHoez]

Focus, Focus!

[AlterReign]

Oww, oww, owww, don't touch that!

[ProMSL]

"oh shit, you're done already? i didn't realize we'd even started yet..."

HEY GIRL! glad to see you finally showed up! :yourock:

[Vader13]

lolololololololol

[MorningCruiser]

HEY GIRL! glad to see you finally showed up! :yourock:


I reiterate my question, who is she?

If you dunno who I am, I used to be on DTMPower all the time...

oh, and "Tell your sister I said hello"

[Vader13]

She is a forum member.

[ProMSL]

well, she was on dtm also dude..

[Piece of shit]

I love you and all of your five sisters!

[Notor1usHoez]

i figured the burning would stop if i finished...damnit

[girly girl]

well, she was on dtm also dude..

yup yup :)

[petar7408]

nice to see you alive girly girl!!

[AlterReign]

Now that were finish, lets talk about that smell.

[Vader13]

are you gonna eat that? :huh:

[girly girl]

nice to see you alive girly girl!!

you too :)

[girly girl]

are you gonna eat that? :huh:

no, it's ok, you can have it ;)

[AlterReign]

No, NO, No, don't try to kiss me after that! I'm not that freaky....ghesh... Go rinse your mouth out.

[girly girl]

thanks... buh bye now :)

[ProMSL]

:splooge: im sorry, that's never happened before

[Vader13]

no, it's ok, you can have it ;)

Are you sure? ladies first! [puke2]

[ProMSL]

i luv girly girl...she's the only cool chick from dtm.....now how bout another go?

[AlterReign]

And you said your dad taught you that? :eek7:

[girly girl]

[cheerleader chant] touch down, touch down! do it again, do it again! [/cheerleader chant]

:boink:

[girly girl]

*guy runs across room to mini-gong sitting on his dresser*

*hits gong* BOOOOOM! *rockstar pose*

yells out: "i am GOD!!!"

:headbang:


Sadly... that's a true story... :hahano:

[AlterReign]

Don't you turn on that light. I like the dark.....ummm.....makes the moment feel more passionate. Yeah, that's it. :bed:

[Piece of shit]

Thank you sir may I have another!

[AlterReign]

Wow...That was so great.....I enjoyed the hell out of that....mmmm....was it good for you baby?........Baby.........baby?......Why are you laughing?

[Piece of shit]

Dam blew out another one Sorry baby

[AlterReign]

Hey......When you called out that other guys name......you were playing right?.......right?

[Vader13]

*guy runs across room to mini-gong sitting on his dresser*

*hits gong* BOOOOOM! *rockstar pose*

yells out: "i am GOD!!!"

:headbang:


Sadly... that's a true story... :hahano:


Damm Don't give me away like that.. :scared:

[AlterReign]

I knew it.

[Vader13]

Actally it was Golden God! :ROFL:

[hurtzy]

"not bad, but it;ll be better next tim e if you ask your sister how she did that move last time i was here"

followed quickly up with

"... or atleas ti thinkit was your sister... could ahev been your mom, either way take lessons form btoh of them"

[ProMSL]

"not bad, but it;ll be better next tim e if you ask your sister how she did that move last time i was here"

followed quickly up with

"... or atleas ti thinkit was your sister... could ahev been your mom, either way take lessons form btoh of them"

:slap: Don't hurt yourself kid.

[MorningCruiser]

What he said ^^^

"So, how're the kids?"

"Oh, you don't have kids? *mumbles* that must have been the one last night..."

"Oh, no, no no, she was a single mom in need of a good one"

"Oh, that was your sister?"

Sadly... that's a true story too :( haha

[The Godfather]

Thanks Bro!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[The Godfather]

"Ok, I'm gonna go eat now, I'm hungry." - 7 seconds after we started and I finished.

[AlterReign]

:lol:
7 seconds? Wow, you must really be amazing. Man I can only hang on for about 3.

[Piece of shit]

What was your name again?

[FlyingOct]

Hey that was some crazy shit.. Hey where'd you go? Whats your dog doing here under the covers?

[Piece of shit]

Your the BEST CELLY EVER!

[AlterReign]

I told you to take that out of there.....I said take it ou........I said take it.........yeah.........uh.....No, no, no,.....Take that out of there!

[Piece of shit]

Don't worry that will clear up in a few days

[AnGeLeIgH]

Bumping because this is the first time I've seen this thread and I am about to fall out of my chair from laughing so hard :rofl: MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!

[Syko]

Woah... how did I miss this thread?

[AnGeLeIgH]

I dunno but girly girl was on a roll! :clap: :rofl:

[Syko]

*guy runs across room to mini-gong sitting on his dresser*

*hits gong* BOOOOOM! *rockstar pose*

yells out: "i am GOD!!!"

:headbang:


Sadly... that's a true story... :hahano:


This would have to be my favorite.

[Brunelleschi]

Alright people, lets wrap it up! You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!

[AnGeLeIgH]

:rofl: :rofl: :boink:

[girly girl]

*guy runs across room to mini-gong sitting on his dresser*

*hits gong* BOOOOOM! *rockstar pose*

yells out: "i am GOD!!!"

:headbang:


Sadly... that's a true story... :hahano:

i forgot to add... when he ran to his dresser... he pulled out a sock and stuck it over his member :p lol




[indian voice] thank you, cum again[/indian voice]

[tdc]

Uh....ok.

[Ryan]

wow.

[AnGeLeIgH]

i forgot to add... when he ran to his dresser... he pulled out a sock and stuck it over his member :p lol




[indian voice] thank you, cum again[/indian voice]

Em what did I tell you about hooking up with the guys that stand outside the prisons? :nono:



:rofl:

[The Godfather]

Me: ::cums::
Alright baby, I Gotta go clean up now.


I'll call you right back when i'm done.

[AnGeLeIgH]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Piece of shit]

Where's my pants

[sleestack]

"Thank you Ma'am, may I have another!"

[AnGeLeIgH]

"Happy? Now get that shit off of me!" :wackit:

[Rey The Great]

i say..am hungry.

[MischiefB1]

i usually have to tell them im sorry when there left in pain/crying

[allblackDSM]

i usually have to tell them im sorry when there left in pain/crying


You too? Damn.

[Red Recluse]

"Uh....can I see your ID again just reaaal quick."
After a few hours...

"I swear to god officer, she looked 18.. And damn well rode like a pornstar..uhm I mean..."

----
Bad Sexual Techniques.
- From behind, spit on her back so she thinks your done, then nail her right in the face... :wackit: Scream "Houdini!"
- Also from behind while holding on to her pigtails, whisper "I have AIDS", or "Damn...your sister was waaaay better". Hold on.
----
After this guy and girl just get doing the hibity dibity... (yes I said hibity dibity) the guy is totally worn out, going on about how she was so very good. He askes her for a cigarette and she says theres one in the draw. As he opens the door he sees a picture of another man (who is pretty ripped). "I thought you said your single, is this your husband?". "No". "Boyfriend?" "No." "Well then who is it?"...

"That's me before my operation..."

[owned]

[H00T]

I say "Why are you still here?"

[KidSteve]

I say "Why are you still here?":lol:

[Crash Of 47]

Girl : Hey I Still Got 5 Miniutes...wanna quickie
Me : 5 MINIUTES!!! Thats 4 more than i need baby

[Guido]

next time ill wear one i promise

[empire]

Thanks Bro!

LMFAO!

[dahman45]

-I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?"
-"Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"

[FitusMilbarge]

I realy just roll over and say... im thirsty

The funniest thing ever said was... by my g/f and that was...
"Wow... i gotta pee!"