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chunky
08-03-2004, 11:56 PM
Well, you guys won't have to put up with me this weekend, I'll be in jail from Friday night to Sunday night.

Here's the story:

so i had a suspended license and on Thursday night my uncle called and needed some help at work, i treed to get a ride, but everyone was busy. so i figured i would be fine, i only had to drive like 1.5 miles to work. so i get up and head off to work, and i get about half way there and a cop passes me and pulls a U-turn in the road. i panic and pull into a car wash and act like I'm just stopping to vacuumed out my car because i just gutted the back of it. so the cop came flying in screeching his tires around the turn and flips his lights on and tells me to get back into my car. so i walk over and get in, he tells me to shut the door, so i do. he walks up and asks "why the hell are you runny from a cop?" i said "i didn't even know you where following me, i was just stopping to clean my car" so he asks for my ID and i give it to him and say "I'm just going to tell you now, I'm not supposed to be driving" then i asked why he pulled me over? he looks at my windsheild and says "your window is cracked" (note: yes it is cracked, there is a crack that is about a foot long and is about an inch above my wipers, there is no way in hell he could see it when passing me) he says OK and goes to his car. he calls another car to come. so they get me out and have me lean on the hood of a cop car and search me, and then go through and search my car. ( so why would they need to search me and my car if the only thing that was wrong was my cracked window) he makes a remark to the other cap "damn, i thought for sure i had a good bust with this one" (i wanted to say "it's all gone because i smoked it all with your wife last night after i fucked her while you where at work" so he comes over to me and says "I'm having a good day, so I'm not going to ticket you for the cracked window if you promise to fix is ASAP" so I'm like OK cool I'll get it gone tomorrow he says "but I'm going to have to ticket you for driving. so he lets me go, but i had to leave my car, and call my Mom (at 7:00 am on her only day of the week to sleep in) so she can drive me to work.

IMO this was just another pig judging my the way that I look. I get shit all the time because stereotypical cock smoking pigs don't care if you are really breaking the law, as long as they meet quota. kinda like the time a cop pulled me over on the highway and gave my a ticket for no reverse lights.

slimBoost
08-04-2004, 12:30 AM
no reverse lights on the highway?? wtf!!

thats fucked up man :\

chunky
08-04-2004, 12:36 AM
it seems like i allways get BS tickets, my only speeding is for going 38 in a 35 and the cop clocked me while i was passing a car going 30. and he addmited that sh hit me radar while i was passing cuz he knew i would go over 35

tdc
08-04-2004, 12:48 AM
Uh...so when exactly did you go to jail? :confused:

theAnomaly
08-04-2004, 12:57 AM
cops must be assholes there. ive never had that many problems. i talked my way out of a ticket, got pulled over for goin 60 in a 45 and passin in the right lane. the cops i run into are actually nice, except for slim's run in with one...

Vader13
08-04-2004, 01:03 AM
It's just because the Saturn looks so damn fast with all the stickers..
Here is my advice..

If someone says "Let's Play Mom's N Dad's" Scream for the gards..

Saturn_Owner
08-04-2004, 01:11 AM
hah i only get warning in my saturn =P

dkbmxer002
08-04-2004, 01:51 AM
haha i have been searched before it sucked i was late for work, he followed me and caught me do all these stupid things but he let me off oddly enough, so why did you say your going to jail?

petar7408
08-04-2004, 03:40 AM
fuck that shit...

some cops are just retarded

The Godfather
08-04-2004, 06:18 AM
So what do you look like? I'm wondering what stereotype you're fitting into.

chunky
08-04-2004, 08:57 AM
So what do you look like? I'm wondering what stereotype you're fitting into.

gothic


It's just because the Saturn looks so damn fast with all the stickers..

it wasn't in the saturn, it was in my Firenza
http://memimage.cardomain.com/member_images/3/web/543000-543999/543496_95_full.jpg

i go to jail fryday at 7pm, and get out sunday at 7pm

captain caprice
08-04-2004, 09:00 AM
My guess is the "thug" or "punk" stereotype. Maybe even cops can spot ricer boys. :p (or so they think)

chunky
08-04-2004, 09:14 AM
well, i have now removed almost all the stickers from my car, the only ones left are the teck ones

Me007gold
08-04-2004, 10:33 AM
so what are you going to jail for?

chunky
08-04-2004, 11:17 AM
driving on a suspended lisence first offence = $200 fine, and 3 days in jail

Me007gold
08-04-2004, 11:20 AM
ouch, thats pretty harsh

Shivee
08-04-2004, 11:51 AM
Damn, that sucks. Just little luck with the officer that pulled you over or are all of them that strict over there? I mean, driving with suspended license might be bad but I wouldnt say it would be enough to be put in jail.

AlterReign
08-04-2004, 12:38 PM
Don't drop the soap.

chunky
08-04-2004, 12:39 PM
Damn, that sucks. Just little luck with the officer that pulled you over or are all of them that strict over there? I mean, driving with suspended license might be bad but I wouldnt say it would be enough to be put in jail.

there are a few cool cops, but most are compleat assholes

JD
08-04-2004, 01:34 PM
Don't drop the soap.


^^ hahah

dang that sucks, wouldnt want to live where u are if cops are that big of an asshole

The Godfather
08-04-2004, 01:35 PM
Well...he was somewhat nice to you. In cali, driving on susp. license, you get your car impounded for 30 days.

driveway
08-04-2004, 07:32 PM
and you could easily end up somebodies biatch.....lol

FlyingOct
08-04-2004, 10:43 PM
It is BS that people get pulled over because of a stereotype, like if a black man speeds in his nice Merc or something, he must be a drug dealer. WRONG, he is a congressman! or something like that.

Stereotypes are bullshit. Jail+ticket= bullshit. Sorry bout your luck man.

1YellowSpecV
08-05-2004, 08:50 AM
Sorry to hear about this dude, I know for a fact that Michigan cops are pricks. The State cops are really bad there... I used to live there.

The Godfather
08-06-2004, 04:41 AM
It is BS that people get pulled over because of a stereotype, like if a black man speeds in his nice Merc or something, he must be a drug dealer. WRONG, he is a congressman! or something like that.

Stereotypes are bullshit. Jail+ticket= bullshit. Sorry bout your luck man.That's why I drive a Benz. When I get pulled over I say "yo, I'm a black congressman." Then they go "but you're white?!" me: "Oh, my bad."

dkbmxer002
08-06-2004, 06:35 AM
That's why I drive a Benz. When I get pulled over I say "yo, I'm a black congressman." Then they go "but you're white?!" me: "Oh, my bad."




no what you do is, when they say your white you start yelling and call them a racist and say they are stereotyping you

Vader13
08-06-2004, 01:26 PM
pppffftt, Doc has a Ronald McDonald JR Officer badge he flashes..

Funny thing it works... :blink:

The Godfather
08-06-2004, 10:55 PM
pppffftt, Doc has a Ronald McDonald JR Officer badge he flashes..

Funny thing it works... :blink:
hahahha you know it baby! Shit, I got outta sticky situations so often with it lol

AlterReign
08-06-2004, 11:05 PM
hey ,didn't he say that he was going in on Friday, hope he prepared his speech to keep those big guys off of him.