Fielder
07-20-2006, 04:54 AM
Scooby = Subaru Impretza to all you non-Uk people
Smart Roadster – Google search it... Words cant sum them up!
I was on my way to Milton Keynes when i pulled up besides this Scooby on a two lane road. He gives me a nod when he sees the cruise-herts sticker and i give him a Nod when i see his MK-cruise sticker. We carry on driving.
At that point some jumped up Gaylord in a smart roadster comes flying around the roundabout and right up my arse. The lanes widen to three lanes and The roadster flys past, As he goes by i notice hes wairing shades, a Pink shirt and listening to some sorta female Power ballad. He flys round the roundabout and me n the Scooby come to a Stop to let a truck pass....The scooby driver looks over at me and says “We gonna let a Queer get away with that?”
That was it. Launch off the line. Side by side through first, He pulls half a length through second. By third hes 2-3 car lengths ahead and approaching the smart car. The Queer notices us coming and steps on it. He goes into the first roundabout kinda skittish, cutting up two cars on his exit. The Subaru driver takes it cautiously. I don't think he was very comfortable with his car and traffic. I late break it and let my Coilovers pull me through. Going past the Scooby on the way.
The Gay Roadster decides to carry on running. Me and the scooby both sat right up his ass waiting for traffic to clear so we had both lanes Free. The Queers driving slouched as low as he can as if its gonna improve aerodynamics. The scooby passes me and the Smart car. I pass the smart car and go after the scooby which is about 5 car lengths ahead into the roundabout. I manage to late break again and get under him. We come out side by side. At that point we decide to kill it. Ive just waited £5 worth of Petrol.
We pull up to the next set of lights in a line. Scooby on the left. Me on the right. Queer roadster sat in the middle. He pulls over and goes “that was very fun Guys....I really enjoyed it” in that sort of Camp middle class accent with the Lisp. The scooby driver just leans over and goes “See! I told you Queers cant drive!” and leaves tire trails off the lights. I peel off to the right to avoid being accused of Gay bashing....
(Footnote - Im not a gay basher! I fully support gay marrage just as long as both chicks are hot!)
Smart Roadster – Google search it... Words cant sum them up!
I was on my way to Milton Keynes when i pulled up besides this Scooby on a two lane road. He gives me a nod when he sees the cruise-herts sticker and i give him a Nod when i see his MK-cruise sticker. We carry on driving.
At that point some jumped up Gaylord in a smart roadster comes flying around the roundabout and right up my arse. The lanes widen to three lanes and The roadster flys past, As he goes by i notice hes wairing shades, a Pink shirt and listening to some sorta female Power ballad. He flys round the roundabout and me n the Scooby come to a Stop to let a truck pass....The scooby driver looks over at me and says “We gonna let a Queer get away with that?”
That was it. Launch off the line. Side by side through first, He pulls half a length through second. By third hes 2-3 car lengths ahead and approaching the smart car. The Queer notices us coming and steps on it. He goes into the first roundabout kinda skittish, cutting up two cars on his exit. The Subaru driver takes it cautiously. I don't think he was very comfortable with his car and traffic. I late break it and let my Coilovers pull me through. Going past the Scooby on the way.
The Gay Roadster decides to carry on running. Me and the scooby both sat right up his ass waiting for traffic to clear so we had both lanes Free. The Queers driving slouched as low as he can as if its gonna improve aerodynamics. The scooby passes me and the Smart car. I pass the smart car and go after the scooby which is about 5 car lengths ahead into the roundabout. I manage to late break again and get under him. We come out side by side. At that point we decide to kill it. Ive just waited £5 worth of Petrol.
We pull up to the next set of lights in a line. Scooby on the left. Me on the right. Queer roadster sat in the middle. He pulls over and goes “that was very fun Guys....I really enjoyed it” in that sort of Camp middle class accent with the Lisp. The scooby driver just leans over and goes “See! I told you Queers cant drive!” and leaves tire trails off the lights. I peel off to the right to avoid being accused of Gay bashing....
(Footnote - Im not a gay basher! I fully support gay marrage just as long as both chicks are hot!)